New pinned time :3

Welcome to Tango But Everywhere! I post pictures of TangoTek on occasion.

I’ll also do tango in locations he shouldn’t be when i feel like it/get requests for it :D

I don’t really have a schedule, I post on days when I want to, but I usually post at 9pm Australian Eastern Standard Time. Because that’s my timezone, and that’s one of the few times that’s almost a good time to post for everyone. It’s like 11am GMT or something. 6am EST. I’m so sorry to the PST inhabiters and the Kiwis. But if you move that around a little for daylight savings on occasion, and that’s the closest thing you have to a schedule.

The tags on every Tango post will include #tango but everywhere. If it’s a tango where he shouldn’t be, it’s #tango where he shouldn’t be. If it’s a tango-free post, something that involves something else, it’ll be tagged with #not tango. I stay within the realms of Tango but I’m physically incapable of staying completely on-topic. If you’re looking for a clip, #tango clip. If you’re looking for a specific series, I have #hermitcraft, #trafficblr, #create squad, and #non minecraft tango. If you’re looking for a specific hermitcraft season, they’re all tagged as ‘hc[number]’, for example hermitcraft 10 would be tagged #hc10. I have a lot more tags than this but we will be here forever if we go through all that. I’m not going to spam the tags but tags unique to this blog will be available to click on in the tags of this post!

I also did a Tango skin tournament - I actually wrote this post while the finals are still going, but it’ll be over by the time you’re reading this. If you want to see the results, here’s the masterpost!

Spam reblogs are encouraged! Asks, submissions, and dms are always open! I love all of that. And I’m not scary. I literally just post pictures of a minecraft man sometimes.

As for me - I’m not Tango. I’m @alien-enjoyer . But this isn’t my main, it’s a gimmick blog, so call me whatever. Any pronouns are fine but I prefer the gender neutral ones like they/it. I’m also an adult, apparently. Some people like to know that one.

Thanks for reading, have fun, watch Tango.

listening to mumbo’s tale of triumph

mumbo, wild life episode 4

[ID: a minecraft screenshot taken in a forest biome. from left to right, ren, bigb, tango and grian are standing and facing mumbo. they’re mostly in full iron except tango who has diamond boots. ren is the only one not holding a shield. end ID]

if you got booped by @chambers003 that is me :3

normal reaction to being attempted murdered

mumbo’s wild life 2

[ID: mumbo, grian and skizz are on a minecart track at the bottom of the bamboys and spanner mountain. end ID

transcript:

tango: [approaching scream as he falls in a minecart from above]

mumbo: [places a block where he thinks he’s going to land]

tango: [lands 2 blocks from the block]

mumbo: NO!!

tango: oh!

mumbo: ugh!

tango: [unimpressed] come on guys…

end transcript]

let’s play a game called ‘annoy skizz about his intro’

mumbo wild life 2

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from wild life taken in a plains. a group is crowding around skizz. this group includes ren, etho, martyn, bdubs, grian and tango is jumping in skizz’s face to block his view. they’re all in full iron with the minimal texture pack, except bdubs who has diamond boots. end ID]

wrong server for these sorts of shenanigans...

from scar’s tweet

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hc10 taken at scar's base. tango and scar are standing next to each other, but scar is only 1 block tall. tango is in full diamond armour with elytra whereas scar is only wearing boots elytra and his custom hat. end ID]

one of my favourite phrases is “this is huge” and i think that’s fitting for today

joel’s wild life episode 1

[ID: a minecraft screenshot taken at night on the wild life smp server. from left to right it’s skizz, slightly larger than usual and turned to the left; joel, slightly smaller than usual and looking at the viewer; tango, large and looking down at joel; ren, crouching right next to joel and absolutely minuscule; mumbo, only slightly smaller than tango and looking at him; gem, crouching but still taller than usual, facing the viewer; and finally bdubs is barely visible in the bottom right corner, about a block tall and looking to the left. end ID]

source: joel’s WILD LIFE episode 1

[ID: a minecraft screenshot taken from above of a small circular island with a ring of 18 azalea bushes, each of which has a player standing on them. from leftmost clockwise, it’s impulse, tango, scott, cleo, jimmy, scar, joel, skizz, mumbo, martyn, bigb, etho, ren, pearl, grian, bdubs, lizzie and gem. there’s a few pale wood (pale oak? the new one. white pine…? whitepine mention) boats around the island. end ID]

the usual for tomorrow night then, i’ll post with the spoiler tag (traffic spoilers) as soon as i lay eyes upon him

edit : reminder im australian 🇦🇺✨🧛🏻🦘⭐️ <- im not face revealing but this is sort of what i look like . i put it in the tags but im making it extra clear

computer enhance… is that him

from gem’s instagram story