sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

Canadians think of every emergency.

I need one

omg OKAY so 

today i went to this nice botanical garden in alabama and they had this whole section dedicated to daylilies… they haven’t bloomed yet but there were rows and rows of different individual hybrid plants and each one was given its own name on a little plaque

(this is only a tiny portion, there were HUNDREDS)

as soon as i saw some of the names i knew i had to find THE SQUAD (or…the 3 star wars squads lol), so here they are:

OBI-WAN:

ANAKIN:

PADME:

LUKE:

LEIA:

HAN:

REY:

FINN:

POE:

BONUS BB8:

JEDI ANGEL FACE

omg, this is glorious

I think I need to change my Star Wars tags now

You've heard the term "Damned straight", now get ready for...

Blessed gay

the new twitter name came from this exceedingly good twitter I stumbled upon and immediately dumped all over my timeline

All fine and noble genders.

sludge type is now my Official Gender

Problematic neither 4 lyf

IT ME, SLIMEQUEER 

i read these all in richard aoyade’s voice

kittenmittons2209

i’m a member of the student cinema committee at uni and i work the desk selling tickets + the week we were showing american sniper every time someone asked for it i told them it was sold out and did they wanna watch selma instead and at the end of the week we were drawing up the numbers + the head of the committee was like ‘wow i’ve never seen a film tank like that almost no one came to see it’ and i was just there like ‘mm yeh that’s so weird’

honestly, doing Gods work

this was everything

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

please watch this

my kinda boyfriend person took me to build a bear today for my birthday and he chose a sound to put in it and like he wouldn’t let me know what sound it was and he said I couldn’t listen until we got in the car so I was kinda worried bc I thought it was going to be super vulgar or sappy and gross or whatever but we leave build a bear and I press my bear’s hand and it just makes this super loud velociraptor sound.

Displeased Clownfish is displeased by your gender policing

here’s your reaction image for any truscum crap you come upon

by hollo thx for not stealing

Someone must have done this already, right?