Some loser: “Please don’t watch the history of japan video AGAIN! You’ve watched it 83 times already!
Me:
Holy shit you’re right.
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Some loser: “Please don’t watch the history of japan video AGAIN! You’ve watched it 83 times already!
Me:
Holy shit you’re right.
According to the official Minions Movie, the Minions:
Assisted Napoleon in invading most of Europe, and racking up a total death count of around 3 Million
Assisted Genghis Khan in invading just about all of China and racking up a total death count of roughly 40 Million people
Plus that of the T Rex, Caveman, Pharaoh, King, Captain, and Dracula
So we know for a fact they took part in 43 Million deaths
Not to mention they also killed all of their former masters, so add them to the total
But this also implies there is a strong chance the Minions are going to kill Gru
Conclusion:
Minions are bloodthirsty monsters that should not be glorified in any way
i feel like rather than neatly sidestepping the whole nazi issue, saying that they were sealed away during that era is a tacit admission that had they not been, the minions absolutely would have been involved in the holocaust in some capacity
The Despicable Me universe is like the Cars universe, it’s scarier the more you think about it.
yea that’s a tough one. a real mystery.
BRUH. FUCKING THANK YOU.
K. J. Noh,
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1.22.15
T: Obviously we’re all still reeling from the terrible events of January 7th. J: Oh, right, the Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris. T: Oh…well, that too. But I was actually talking about the Baga and Dora Baga massacres in Nigeria.
"The killing of 17 victims in 3 despicable terrorist acts this week prompted a unity march of 1.5 million people including 40 world leaders in Paris. Well done.
Maybe it’s just me but did anyone else hear about Nigeria? 2000 civilians including women and children were massacred by terrorists this week.
Can somebody tell me why nobody is marching for those victims? Any world leaders planning a trip to Lagos or Abuja this week? Too busy? Bad flight connections? Just asking. Imagine the statement we could make.”
Boris Kodjoe