tangle of rainbows

academia is just a cheap tactic to make weak heck stronger

It’s silly to feel silly about bat wings.

Heterosexuality is a mitt romney ironing a suit he is wearing. Heterosexuality is it is a mystery. Heterosexuality is lunchables.

Lapis: the earth is terrible and everything I’ve ever cared about is gone

Steven: ok but look at this leaf

Lapis: HOLY FUckIGN

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

PUT ME IN THE TRASH WITH MY TRASH SNACKS WHERE I BELONG

@homosociallyyours

my preferred pronoun is “the almighty”

hanotheroboesolo

Everyone on a plane is basically just chipping in for gas and snacks

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together