tangle of rainbows

“Just wanted to tip you off about the existence of dick-shaped lipstick: https://t.co/LKdIfgtHNg https://t.co/urep6bBCvD”

The hero we needed and wanted.

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

Follow your dream

this is the most weirdly specific relatable comic I have ever seen

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i hate posts like 

“i wish DICKS were oversexualized then MEN would know what its like to be stared at and everyone would judge their DICKS and BALLS because DICKS AND BALLS arent VIOLENTLY OVERSEXUALIZED”

because its like

Dicks ARE violently oversexualized, just not for men. Women with penises can’t exist as nonsexual beings. We literally have to shove our genitals inside of ourselves so that someone walking down the street doesnt see a bulge, flip absolute shit, and beat us (to death if a TWOC) for existing. Men use their privilege and social entitlement to protect them from genital related violence, while women with the same genital configuration suffer. 

Like, fantasies of stripping men of their social armor are fine and good but it just makes me wonder as a trans woman where girls like me would be in this dichotomy. 

This needs more traffic online holy shit.

The ridiculous level of sexualization of women’s penises is immediately obvious the instant you look at any of those creepy chaser blogs or the equally creepy sissy fetish blogs, because it’s impossible to ignore the degree to which we are being defined by our genitals, or to be more accurate, defined by cis people’s creepy and distorted ideas about our genitals.

And this is also why people who are interested in us tend to have this obsession with our genitals and the ways our genitals can fit into their weird gender fantasies or fetishes or whatever, and why people who hate us are equally fixated on our genitals, with plenty of people holding both attitudes simultaneously.

“and beat us (to death if a TWOC)”

I hate to be nit-picky, but this would be better if it was “and beat us (to death), especially if a TWOC. There’s a balance between recognizing that trans women of color face more violence while still recognizing all trans people are more likely to

Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”

It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.

And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks. 

But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick. 

(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)

I may regret this, but …

well, i now have a visual reference for when i say “get fucked with a bag of rusty iron dicks.”

wouldn’t mind standing over the furnace and watching them drop in first one by one, and then in a clumsy tangle, and then in an avalanche

see the wrinkles and the veins first spread and then fade into nothing at all as they melt

all those great big whopping menaceful dongs, reduced to mattering not in the slightest

IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE IRON THRONE 

Tell me I’m beautiful while I have your dick in my mouth.