Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I am at a loss for words.”
It’s dicks. A big box of metal dicks. Dildo molds. Just, hundreds of them.
And I can’t share it because I have family on facebook. And I’m not sure if I should repost it here because … they’re not my metal dicks.
But you should all know that there exists a big box of metal dicks that are probably going to be melted down into, I would hope, one giant metal dick.
(No, probably not. But I can dream, can’t I?)
I may regret this, but …
well, i now have a visual reference for when i say “get fucked with a bag of rusty iron dicks.”
wouldn’t mind standing over the furnace and watching them drop in first one by one, and then in a clumsy tangle, and then in an avalanche
see the wrinkles and the veins first spread and then fade into nothing at all as they melt
all those great big whopping menaceful dongs, reduced to mattering not in the slightest
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