“english doesn’t have a vocative”

that’s what the @ sign is for

sometimes…headcanons that are widely accepted by fandom…are worse 

tag yourself: ancient mythologies

greco-roman

norse

egyptian

maya

sumerian

Art nouveau: Them fuckers who do the swirlieboops.

Art deco: Them fuckers who do the block-ee-blonks.

❅

I’ve waited for this all my life

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

When you’re talking to your crush and they mention they’re single and lonely

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

when someone asks me to describe myself