tangledbea reblogged
Stabbington Brother (to Rapunzel): Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
(Later)
Stabbington Brother: Thanks to your little gesture, she actually believes that the Earth is full of people who are deep down filled with kindness and caring!
Eugene: Well that’s absurd, people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Stabbington Brother: Exactly!