tangerine-brooks reblogged
Lannister bros be like:
tangerine-brooks reblogged
The jaime chapters from affc are so funny to me. Like, one book ago this man was on the worst part of his life and now he is on his little roadtrip with his only two friends (who probably don't give a shit about him), all members of his family loves jaime-goldenboy-lannister, he just resolve a politic conflict using real politics and not a sword, AND HE IS FEELING HAPPY ABOUT THE SUN (????). Like, why are you acting so normal, he is literally living the days of his life while his two siblings are going crazy.
LITERALLY his sibs are quietly loosing their minds gone girl style and he's unbothered, happy, in his lane, focused, flourishing etc etc
most big brother energy jaime lannister ever exuded is when he comes to tyrion's rescue and instead of thanking him tyrion goes "LMAO you lost a hand i lost a nose we're disabled bros" and starts wheezing and laughing hysterically while jaime stands there like
or maybe i'll just let you die
lannister boys in asos are so funny genre-wise. tyrion is in his greek tragedy shakespeare play kendall roy succession richard lll frankenstein cain and abel abraham and isaac doomed from the start kind of narrative meanwhile jaime is on his coming of age roadtrip with buddycop enemies to lovers romance. a tragic hero and a teenage boy in his thirties.
the reason why got!lannisters would absolutely eat the greens is that when greens commit crimes they spiral into twenty stages of religious guilt and suicidal urges and think "i am terrible and unlovable and past forgiveness, and i dishonored myself, and i need to be put down like a bad bad dog, and gods hate me, and when does this misery end and i need kill myself, but death is a fate too kind for someone like me and etc. etc."
when lannisters commit crimes they be smug about it. they think "in my hot girl era"
#first rule of commiting crimes against the gods is to have fun and be yourself guys#sad wet greens and knowing their unholy sins are past atonement#vs stupid sexy lannisters and spitting in god's face because it's cool#cersei lannister#jaime lannister#tyrion lannister#tywin lannister#joffrey baratheon#alicent hightower#criston cole#otto hightower#aegon ii targaryen#asoiaf#got#hotd
sansa antis are so funny to me because like. we have a book full of character that straight up commited war crimes. we have a guy who tried to murder a 7 y.o. twice. we have a rich guy who kills a sex worker for testifying against him. we have a girl who tries to kill her brother for being disabled. we have a guy who straight up kills and tortures people as a form of entertainment. we have a guy who strikes his wife. we have tywin fucking lannister. we have a guy who repeatedly rapes his childbride. we have a guy who sold people to slavery. we have a guy who kills his own brother and also burns people alive. we have a guy who likes murdering people. the list is endless. but noooo, the character you hate the most is this 11 y.o. girl, who is mean to her sister and isn't just smart enough to understand political schemes and manipulation tactics. a terrible, vile creature.