the reason why got!lannisters would absolutely eat the greens is that when greens commit crimes they spiral into twenty stages of religious guilt and suicidal urges and think "i am terrible and unlovable and past forgiveness, and i dishonored myself, and i need to be put down like a bad bad dog, and gods hate me, and when does this misery end and i need kill myself, but death is a fate too kind for someone like me and etc. etc."
when lannisters commit crimes they be smug about it. they think "in my hot girl era"
#first rule of commiting crimes against the gods is to have fun and be yourself guys#sad wet greens and knowing their unholy sins are past atonement#vs stupid sexy lannisters and spitting in god's face because it's cool#cersei lannister#jaime lannister#tyrion lannister#tywin lannister#joffrey baratheon#alicent hightower#criston cole#otto hightower#aegon ii targaryen#asoiaf#got#hotd