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I mean I guess this is a Harry Potter & anime blog but I sorta lost track
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Voltron season 8

Y’all are out here worried about which ship is gonna end up cannon or not.

I’m just hoping Coran Coran The Gorgeous Man™️ doesn’t die.

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Lance: This is crazy! You come back with your galra mom, a wolf, and an altean, looking all ripped and sexy and grizzly with your long hair an-
Shiro: lance-
Keith: let the man finish.
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half of fic research is rereading the fandom wiki four times for obscure character info and the other half is googling shit like “when did we start using drywall in home construction”

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CAN WE HAVE MORE OF THE SPORTS STUFF P L E A S E

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I’ll do my best! There are soooo many in our [sports] tag for everyone else.

Give Your BestSummary:I sighed and jogged my sorry ass back to the locker room. That’s what I get for rushing. Karma strikes again. I pushed the door open and turned the corner and froze. Reiner was in the locker room. Missing some clothes, sporting a serious boner, and making out with another guy. Well shit.

Scoring More Than GoalsSummary: Eren Jaeger a famous hockey player at 23. Playing for the Shiganshina Titans and a heart throb among the hockey community.     Levi Ackerman a paramedic at 28. Losing his job only to become the Shiganshina Titans team paramedic.

AttachedSummary: Eren gets a irresistible offer from his friend Jean to work for his family as a stable boy in exchange for money. Eren however thought that the family had maybe two, three horses to take care of but he was very wrong. The Kirschtein family owns a huge stable complete with racing arena so taht their jockey, Levi, can train with their best racing horses and make them even faster. Eren is also expected to share the house build on the estate especially for Levi with the jockey himself, and after spending a whole day together Eren couldn’t be more excited to do so.

Razzle Dazzle ‘emSummary: In which retired figure skating champion Levi Ackerman trains Olympic rookie Eren Jaeger, and feelings are developed along the way.

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S5 prediction

Real Shiro comes back and they discover Kuron is a droid - but instead of destroying him the team reprograms him so instead of being functional he just quotes vines whenever he’s given a command?

- “Hey Kuron, what’s my name?”

- “You’re Lance - but you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina - ”

- Lotor walks into the command room and Kuron yells “HI WELCOME TO CHILI’S” and Lotor just snaps because he’s heard it so many times but he just doesn’t understand

- Lotor: *throttling Kuron* WHAT IS THIS CHILI’S AND HOW DID I GET THERE - ILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING IF YOU JUST E X PL A I N THIS CHILIS TO ME FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY

- Kuron doesn’t respond, only makes the weird saxophone bit

- Lotor is having a nervous breakdown

- Hunk: hey Kuron pass the screwdriver-

Kuron: *short circuits* whATS UP ME AND MY BOYS ARE GOIN TO SEE UNCLE KRACKER

- everyone sends him around the castle just to piss each other off

- Kuron, at 4am while everyone is sleeping: I smell like beef, I smell like beef, I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF

- it was all Matt’s idea

- Pidge programmed every single Brandon Rogers vine into Kuron’s memory

- Zarkon: *via comm link* Paladins, I will recapture Voltron -

Kuron: FUCK OFF JANET IM NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKIN BABY SHOWER

- Zarkon is now under the belief that there is a sixth paladin named Janet

- Kuron goes missing. The whole ship is in a panic, thinking the Galra have somehow recaptured him and are harvesting data from his memory.

- Coran: Where is Kuron?

- Kuron’s voice, echoing hauntingly through the castle vents: I’m just chilling….in Cedar Rapids….

- Shiro: All right, team. I know it’s been hard. Bringing down the galra is going to be a long road with hard work ahead of us -

- Kuron: *all the way from the lounge* ROAD WORK AHEAD? UH YEAH I SURE H O P E IT DOES

- Allura: *at a gala she’s hosting on the castle ship for diplomats* hello, allies of Voltron. We are so pleased to welcome you to-

- Kuron; *screaming* hi WELCOME TO CH I LIS

- Lotor: *breaks his glass*

- Later, at the same gala: “Kuron? What the hell are you doing?” “Bout to drink this nunvil down the hatch”

- Matt becomes the meme translator

- Shiro: *commanding from the castle ship*: all right, team - you need to sneak onto level three and capture the main control room. How many sentries are guarding that door?

- Kuron: *spying* I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

- Matt: he says two on the left, one at the control panel

- *galra attack on the ship, everyones fighting. General chaos*

- *kuron wanders in, confused*

- Kuron: can i please get a waffle

- Shiro: *disappears again. Keith is still with the blade. They’re all standing around the black lion and it won’t accept a paladin.*

- Kuron: so no head?

Feel free to add more!

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30 Day witch character challenge

I made it for myself, but I’ve thought I’d share it for others to enjoy, as I know how much tumblr loves Witches of all kinds. You can use it as a drawing challenge, character creation challenge, The Sims challenge, whatever you like. Enjoy! :D

Day 1: Forest witch Day 2: Sea witch Day 3: Vintage witch Day 4: Night witch Day 5: Storm witch Day 6: Morning witch Day 7: Rain witch Day 8: Love witch Day 9: Wild witch Day 10: Neon witch Day 11: Garden witch Day 12: Pastel witch Day 13: Herb witch Day 14: Cloud witch Day 15: River witch Day 16: Twilight witch Day 17: Electric witch Day 18: Music witch Day 19: Animal witch Day 20: Modern witch Day 21: Dragon witch Day 22: Time witch Day 23: Air witch Day 24: Moonlight witch Day 25: Crystal witch Day 26: Mountain witch Day 27: Urban witch Day 28: Fire witch Day 29: Death witch Day 30: Steampunk witch
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I made a 30 day drawing challenge.

Hey. This is a month long character drawing challenge. I’ve been meaning to do one of these for a while now so I can finally learn to draw my OCs consistently, but I never got around to it and I thought maybe I’d be a bit more motivated if I made one myself.

I’m probably going to do this for July because it’s the only month I have nothing planned. Feel free to use this, in fact I encourage you to! Also, If you’re willing, I’d really like it if you could link back to this or something because I’d love to see what people do with this.

Thanks for checking this out! Have fun!

Draw a character:

1. Blushing 2. In “formal” clothing 3. Cooking 4. Laughing 5. Working out 6. With/ Without glasses 7. Stargazing 8. Wearing gender/orientation flag shirt 9. Eating their favourite food 10. Crying 11. Singing 12. With a cold 13. Losing (at anything really) 14. Wearing a big hoodie/sweater 15. Playing video games 16. In a different pallete 17. Arrested (or bailing someone out) 18. In a swimsuit/summer clothes 19. As a child 20. In pyjamas 21. Caught in the rain 22. Frightened 23. Wielding a gigantic weapon 24. Bloody/ wounded 25. In an AU 26. Sleeping 27. Playing a sport 28. Wearing horrible 80s fashion 29. In very hot/cold weather 30. Drawing a picture of you

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