person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

he WHAT

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

Christmas List 2016

Ive been waiting for maslows hierarchy to become a meme

i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

a fucking what

me n the boys 

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH

there are TEARS

ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

early 2000′s self-care

me cleaning my hole

How do I remove my prostate like that?

prolapse 

Im about to block every single person on this website

you: braid my hair and call me pretty 

me:

who is she

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

She’s our most famous cryptid 

The bae in the bay

The Chesapeake Bae

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

They dont like it already

Hold on lemme post another one

Like clockwork

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

hey guys

what happens if the

*lil wayne voice* call that

this entire post should not be a thing

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell