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Random fandom stuff. Here for the lols.
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Happy ‘A Partially Muscled Skeleton Appears At The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing’ Day for those who celebrate.

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boycritter

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

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I’ve seen many posts about callbacks in Good Omens episodes so here’s one I noticed in S2:

When the demons attack the bookshop Crowley stops them by, as he tells Aziraphale, “making up a regulation they’re too stupid to check.”

Five thousand years earlier Crowley told Aziraphale he had a permit allowing him to destroy Job’s property. Aziraphale responded by going to Heaven’s records department to confirm it was true. He checked.

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The most unrealistic part of Star Trek isn’t the humanoid aliens or the transporter or the holodeck. It’s that Starfleet officers never swap stories about the weirdest alien species they’ve shagged.

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I enjoyed Kaos but still don’t understand WHY the Trojan 7 sabotaged the monument. As a prince of Troy, the great Hector’s only son, you’d think Astyanax would have come up with resistance more inspiring than horse shit and graffiti.

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froody

Medieval scribes writing things like “fuck the abbot” (their boss) and “I am so hung over I feel dead” and “that goddamn cat got in here and pissed on the manuscript” and drawing penis monsters and purposefully unflattering portraits of public figures and animals in the marginalia is funny, yes. But more than that it is so deeply quintessentially human. It reminds you that they were largely just frustrated young adults who did an extremely repetitive and tedious job 6 days a week during daylight hours in poor conditions and felt the same malaise young adults feel now.

"This parchment is very hairy" is my favorite. That poor scribe, trying to write on hairy parchment, so annoyed.

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So…the young woman Chapman extracted from Les Arbres is River’s mother & the assassin David Cartwright killed in his bathroom, Bernard, is (was) River’s brother through their shared father Frank Harkness. Right?

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I’m one episode away from finishing season 3 of Slow Horses and then I’ll start season 4. It is as good is people say even if it doesn’t make sense to me that Slough House is always the choice of MI5 for sensitive operations, given that other agents are also considered disposable.

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