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Oh fuck the feds, SCATTER!!!!!!!
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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fellow germans, der stoff für memes geht mir einfach nicht aus derzeit
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Moving house tomorrow
Be careful, I've heard they're heavy
Not mine, mine is a
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Das liberale Drehbuch für den Regierungssturz, Geheime Sitzungen, Präsentationen, Strategiepapiere: Recherchen der ZEIT zeigen, wie die FDP den Bruch der Ampel wochenlang vorbereitete. Der Name der Operation: "D-Day" (Zeit) (archive.is)
Das Problem bist DU, Christian! Du und die FDP!
Elende Pissnelke
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You guys want to see the delightful trinket I just saw in TK Maxx?
Yeah you do. Behold: the chorb ✨️
It could be yours for the simple price of £9.99
borba yorga...
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My genius remains unrealised
Every so often this gets another wave of notes, and I will mention “Ah, my snost is getting snotes.”
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citationless behavior
sourceless behavior
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Why do all the other languages get the cool and appropriate words
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las protestas de las mesas de ping-pong, 2019
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fellow germans, i don't know what to say anymore, was ist denn hier los
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oh god I have zero points, I am pointless and ancient and gentle
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so true
Official Wednesday post
It's Tuesday
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Urghhhhhhhhhhh… fuck off, Markus.
I didn’t realise that the upcoming early election might likely mean that we’ll lose our quite affordable nation wide public transport ticket.
#Na sowas#Der Club Deutscher Unternehmer hasst arme Leute#(tbh in einer idealen Welt wäre der ÖPNV eh voll durch den Bund ausfinanziert und entsprechend für alle Nutzenden gratis.#Insofern also theoretisch good point dass der Bund die Kosten tragen sollte#Aber so meint Maggus das natürlich nicht.)#german politics
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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before