( <= green bean

( <= chili pepper

. <= blueberry

=3 <= broccoli

● <= orange

. <= pea

• <= plum

<3< <= strawberry

<==}< <= carrot

~<O{ <= beetroot

°o8~ <= grapes

Ó <= apple

88- <= raspberry

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

-8 <= cherries

☆{ } <= pineapple

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

88- <= blackberry

‹===- <= cucumber

8=D <= horse about to eat the plants

3833 <= Rlly long cat that is being rlly silly

oTL <= guy devastated about the horse eating their plants

O <= watermelon

Ó <= peach

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

UNANIMOUS

U-FUCKING-NANIMOUS

The wings give an extra lift

That right there is a bird

A normal day at the Spess Bar

Hey wait a minute...

my prediction:

FOUR YEARS OF SANDSTORM!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏜️🏜️🏜️💪💪🍻🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

At least it'll be a queer sandstorm

One of the oldest photos in my phone and the newest. Taken nearly 10 years apart

OP's tags are important,

this dog is important too.

kirby my beloved lil guy

This will be me one day i will be left in the semi smart car on dog mode because my bitcha ass refuses to enter a store

Diesel's owner: I hardly ever see Diesel any more :( He just shows up occasionally to see if I've left him and food on the porch and then leaves again :( :( He barely even hangs around for snuggles at all :( I love my cat but I never see him :( :( :(

Me, who can't walk three steps without tripping over this purring furry bastard demanding love and hasn't been able to use a computer keyboard in peace for months: Huh, yeah. That sounds tough.

Derin, are you stealing people's cats?