don’t fuck with me the tumblr bots find me funny enough to rb my posts

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

Bedroom by Nelly Agassi, 2005

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

help girl i stayed in the petco aftwr closing and their putting me in the cage

Best thing I’ve heard all day

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

Fuck her new album give us goth ari

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

They’re the same picture

Hmm……

@mvmvmvm

Cats of the Decade

Don’t forget these beauts

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

New pc setup folks what do you think of it

Its good

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

we touch

i get

this feeling

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

blessed_wednesday

THE LAST WEDNESDAY OF THE DECADE???

The New Year will be on a Wednesday!!!!

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

My gender identity is a hoax

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’