#but as a huge buzz-kill i need to add

My sister knew a women who would adopt any solid black cat with yellow eyes that came into the shelter. No cats with green eyes, no spots of white. Solid black. My sister later discovered why. Her husband doesn't want any more cats, but isn't actually sure of how many they have. So as long as her cats look exactly the same as the others, he can't pick them out and be unhappy when the brings home another one.

cryptidesc

Big brain woman right there

#this is funny #but as a huge buzz-kill I need to add #do not actually do this #it's super shitty behaviour #and I'm saying that as an avid animal lover #don't be with someone if you're unable or unwilling to respect their boundaries and preferences