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she hee on my hoink till i FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TILES. THI

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Jordas he/him local queer idiot, early 20s. Living the life of a triple A battery. BLANK BLOGS/DEFAULT AVATARS WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY BLOCKED. Sometimes i reblog 18+ topics. If you see tits sorry. Welcome to the fuck show BABY!
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oak23

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

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acelessthan3

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

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teaboot

Missed a big one, huh

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roychewtoy

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

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elluendifad

[ID: a photograph of a seal with a blobby splotchy silver pattern on its back that resembles light refracting in water, next to a photo of light's flowing white stripes at the bottom of a pool. Second set of images is a fawn ccurled up in the grass, next to a forested trail aglow with dappled light spots. end id.]

dappled with light

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girlballs

not gonna blast anybody specifically but. transmasc samus is such a wildly out of touch headcanon to have

hey you know the bounty hunter whose whole thing at the end of her first appearance was being a woman as the protagonist of a video game in an era and genre where that was basically not a thing that happened. what if that character was actually just a dude

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nickyflowers

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

Der lästige Kavalier (The Annoying Gentleman), by Berthold Woltze, 1874.

that is a "hello darkness my old friend" face if I ever saw one.

Cybersmith off his shits

keep in mind also that this girl is

A. A teenager, since her hair is almost fully down (the longer skirt and her traveling alone make me think maybe 14-15), and

B. In mourning, as evidenced by her entirely matte and unornamented black dress, gloves, and hat

so this guy is pestering a young girl who's just lost someone close to her, in absence of clear social cues meant to convey exactly that

I recently saw it pointed out elseTumblr that, a remarkably easy detail to miss, she is going for her hatpin. The clear social cues are about to escalate.

I for one think that is very valid of her and that hatpinning That Guy should still be considered a socially acceptable and perhaps even laudable option.

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jewfrogs

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

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doubleca5t

Autism:

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