Sylvanus Cypher, PhD

waves of time

November 2024

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

‼️‼️ IF YOU NEED ANY VACCINES YOU NEED TO GET THEM ASAP ‼️‼️

RFK Jr is very likely to be in charge of public health policy come January and he has been very open with his radically antivax agenda. And Trump has said he “is open to” banning vaccines outright in the US. So if you need or want a:

• Covid Booster

• Flu shot

• Tetanus Booster

• HPV

•Meningococcal Meningitis

Or any other vaccine that you have not gotten. MOVE FAST. Some of these take multiple doses that need to be spread out over several months. At this point it is wildly unsafe to assume our country would not do something this unbelievably stupid!!!

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

reblog to save a life

Pat dry your face - DONT rub. It will agitate the skin and make it red again.

Fan your face too, feels good as well as reducing redness.

AND IF SOMEONE STILL NOTICES AND ASKS ABOUT IT. EXCUSES:

“I sneezed and my eyes watered” “I yawned and my eyes watered” “Stubbed my toe” “Hit my elbow” “Hit *previously injured body part* on something.”

Trust me, as someone who has learned to shift from anxious wreck to “Everything’s Great! :) ™” in 0.2 seconds when I need to, These work. They really work.

For those who need it.

Blame it on weed or something in your eye

calm down there micheal 

If you believe in body positivity, please spare a word for people who are bald or balding.

I've scarcely seen any depiction of baldness that doesn't treat it as inherently ugly or ridiculous; in fact partial baldness, especially coupled with long hair, is often used as a shorthand for a character being sleazy or creepy. Honestly, it's getting to me.

I am in my late 20s and have male pattern baldness. I feel the need to keep my head clean-shaven and feel quite distressed if I can't due to lack of time or some other circumstance. I can't help but feel ugly as sin (and even creepy to women) when the spotty covering of my head shows.

Male pattern baldness is common, normal, and something that happens to trans males too (if you need more motivation). When you speak against body negativity, I beg you to take a moment to remind people not to equate lack of hair with lack of moral fiber or beauty.

Thank you kindly. I know there are always more pressing things to worry about, and now more than ever; but every step in the right direction counts.

Don't leave this in the tags! This is important!

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

25 Labyrinths Designs

our brain saw this in passing and said "electric cooker ring designs"

Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

Here’s a link to the original comic: Trans Jesus

fellow Americans what the hell do we do now???

Get mad and get active. Now.

We have about three months before the inauguration, and we need to make the most of that time to organize. In the past two days I have seen an outpouring of despair, rage, grief, and hopelessness – especially here on Tumblr – and personally, I am fucking furious. But my god – if I wallow in despair, it'll fucking kill me, and I am not giving up without a damn fight. I am begging you on this site to take your rage and grief and channel it into action.

Indivisible is a progressive group formed in response to the 2016 election, and right now, they are one of many groups working their asses off to get people coordinated.

This is just one organizer out of hundreds, if not thousands. If there is something local or regional, go. If there is a protest near you, go. If there is nothing, be the first, and let them know that we're not going fucking anywhere.

If nothing else, share these opportunities with your friends and family and niche Discord servers and whoever the hell else will listen, and keep donating to progressive organizations like these ones here. We all need to have each others' backs going forward – so get out there and make sure these motherfuckers know we're going to make it a living hell for them to implement even a single one of their ghoulish policies.

By the way, here's a quick update on what's been going down on the worst part of the internet this week:

Five days ago, Rosanna Pansino made a video where she opened up a package of Lunchly taken straight off the store shelf (2 months before its expiration date), and found that the cheese was absolutely festering with mould.

Not only is this absolutely disgusting, but, as Pansino points out in her video, they're selling this to kids. The young kids opening up and eating this might not know what mould looks like, and therefore won't recognise this for what it is.

A source associated with MrBeast told Newsweek to "consider the context and the source", essentially accusing Pansino of faking the video. She responded by posting the full unedited video of her opening the box.

And while officially representatives for MrBeast, KSI and Logan Paul declined to comment, two days ago Logan Paul dropped an episode of his podcast guest-starring KSI where they kinda-but-not-really responded to the video/tweets in passing, implying that Pansino was clout-chasing.

But over the past week more people have been posting their own videos of finding mould in Lunchly.

this blog becoming tumblr's main source of information on influencer drama was not a plot twist i was expecting lol

Yeah, an independent report on it was released on the 29th (though not many people have been talking about it because public opinion has actually been inexplicably shifting in his favour over the past week)

Wait, what? I thought the Mr Beast drama was his cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scam.

Ohh no you missed out, homeboy's whole ass lunches and snacks line got revealed to be a giant fucking food hazard. I don't follow Mr Beast shit at all either but it might be the grossest food related fuck up I've seen come off the Video Internet (aka the kind I never see and therefore tend to encounter mostly in news stories).

I thought the Mr Beast drama was recreating the Squid Game???

I thought it was him being reported to the FBI for possible inappropriate pictures of a minor being shared on the company telegram chat or something.

the FBI telegram stuff is also a part of it, as well as cannibalism stuff allegedly being found

Im tired

I'm sorry cannibalism stuff?

Wait what? Someone ELSE posted a really bland vore fetish meme and somehow this was blown into he's into cannibalism?

Is THIS what that's about?

I'm not defending the guy because I don't know shit aside from his schtick and the gross Lunchables (neither of which endear him to me) but for fuck's sake, that's the weakest shit I have ever seen.

Am I reading this right? That's like...your bestie posted a meme about CBT (BDSM version) in comments to a Facebook post you made ages ago, and then you get accused of murder.

That's some Tumblr-ass behavior, goddamn.

Out of everything, how did the cannibalism part turn out to be a boring nothing.

I was all excited for a second like he'd actually said something entertainingly fucked up.

No.

It's this:

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE INTO VORE TO THINK THIS IS FUNNY. I am not! And I think it's...actually NOT fucked up enough to be funny.

Also, vore...does not actually completely overlap with cannibalism. But admitting you know that is to admit you were at the Devil's sacrament. Which is ironic because CATHOLICS VORE JESUS. I've seen them do it!

i left you guys alone for five minutes

like a LOT of shit happend with that billionare

-old racist stuff came out

-litterally treating contestants of his gameshow as subhuman, taking away their meds and underwear for some fuckin reason, lots of sexism and physical violence employies turned a blind eye too oh and a lot of people fucking got injured and rushed to the hospital

nurses who worked on it were coming out and speaking of it in an article abt how fuckin badly organized their shit was

-shitty mold lunch

-having his employee book leaked in which he says all his employees should be obsessive to work for him otherwise he wants to rid of them oh and that this is a litteral quote "no does not mean no"

-big shock that in that same company he somehow had a lot of sexual assault shit going on

-litterally put a guy in solitary confinement and coersed him to stay in solitary confinement when he started to suggest he wanted out bc it is litteral torture (he also made this guy run a maraton barefoot on a treadmill & would not turn the lights of for like a week) that whole thing technically is breaking the geniva convention (i know its not wartime and hes just Some Guy so its like legally technically not correct to say that but litterally why would you care about that in all of this)

-Ava tyson friend of his who got popular through his videos came out that she was innapropriate with kids on a discord server when it became a big public thing he promptly fired her and launched a "internal investigation"

-he also is comfirmed to be in that discord server seeing that shit and publicly kept saying he never saw it

and the only thing he made a comment on since shit has been hitting the fan is the moldy lunchable rip off he made.

heres all the links n such under the cut

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

Hey so. I know it's looking pretty bad rn, but I've been through a suicidal state before and I want to give yall some advice that helped me stay alive. I put this in the tags of a rb but, I think it's worth it's own post.

Think of things you like that will happen in the future. The ones that are guaranteed. That game you're waiting to release, that show you want to see the next episode or season of, that manga you want to see to the end, a vacation later this year or next. Those are reasons to live. You can't see them if you're dead.

I know it seems silly and trivial and selfish to live for these reasons, but if you have no other reasons to live this will act as a lifeline, I promise you. As long as it's a reason to stay alive, it's okay. As long as you find that reason, it's going to be okay.

Even when you reach one of those goalposts there's always another one of these things to look forward to even farther in the future. You'll find new things to like, and those will also keep you going.

Stay safe out there. If fandom for anything helps you live then by god let it help you.

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