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Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live
hey what the fuck
Fruit as Characters
London-based illustrator Marija Tiurina recent personal project pairs green foods she’s found interesting and inspiring, and creating characters based on them.
the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
This just proves that Britain and British Colonies can’t grasp the concept of food despite killing millions for spices.
Cooking Personality Test - the recipe you’re making calls for six ounces of tomato paste, but you can only get tomato paste in 5.5oz cans. You:
Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control
In that case, I am never becoming an adult.
Whatever fits in my bowl is a portion. Voila I am an adult now.
your pizza order
favorite ice cream
top 3 fruits
favorite cuisine
buffalo wild wings order
favorite breakfast order
waffles or french toast, blueberries or raspberries, apple juice or orange juice, hot tea or hot coffee, honey or sugar, iced or lukewarm water, steak or fish, sweetened or black tea, mangoes or kiwi, breakfast or dinner, candy or chips
who do you ship ?
myself + cookies
@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened
tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum
This just changed my life.
The lasagne one has opened my eyes
lasagne. that shocked you. ketchup is a jam dude
salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad
I’m not sure what “gluten” is, but apparently it’s what makes everything not taste like dog food.
Awwwww
My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕
I love Gordon.
She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man
