Zionists are horrible at propaganda.

And are also bad at chess. Damn, who knew someone could be both?

Oh so like. Twitter is DEAD dead ok

Crazy how this man could have literally done absolutely, 100% nothing and been fine and yet decided to become the dude on stage everyone throws tomatoes at on purpose

god it all just remains so incredibly funny

Grown man demands to be treated as most specialist little boy, sad!

Twitter is dying right now cause the baby man in charge needs validation and feel smart, so he started pulling out random cables.

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

Well shoot I was hoping twitter would have a total meltdown until at least the end of NaNo, c'mon.

I wanted to have more time to work on this, but I'm going to put it out on the either - if you're a creative trying to get more notice, new to tumblr, have a book to promote, trying to connect with other writerly friends, I would like to help! It's very hard to build an audience on a new platform or promote your work as a small-time creator, so I'm hoping to help boost where I can.

This is not limited to writers! Do you draw comics? Do you do commissions? Do you twitch stream arts and crafts? Podcasts? Scream slam poetry at alarmed pedestrians just trying to get to work? I'd like to work with you!

I'm still working out the details, and I'm starting with what I hope will be a series of interviews, but if at any time you want to message me with a "hey I'm ___ and I'd like to do ___", please feel free to do so.

I love that tumblr’s recent profitability strategy has just been “okay so ads aren’t working well, subscriptions aren’t enough, what if we convinced our users to occasionally pay a small fee as part of dumb jokes?” and it’s working

he is so completely fucked and refuses to realize it lmfao

The FTC gonna fine him billions of dollars holy fucking shit. They could shut the fucking company down. You don't fuck with the FTC.

Likes to charge reblogs to cast.

tumblr really said ‘you know what would be fucking hilarious right now’

Tumblr is really coming for Twitter's throat. Plus, they're clear that this is literally just for show and means nothing, so if you buy the Tumblr checkmark, it's just out of love for the platform and for no ulterior motive or need for clout or verification whatsoever.

The level of pettiness is glorious. God bless this stupid website. God bless its second coming.

I think I am at the “Oh.” moment in this enemies to lovers, 100,000 word slow burn between me and the tumblr marketing team

I think it’s the “Oh” moment between tumblr and twitter in their lovers to enemies 100k slowburn hurt/comfort cheating au rn