if only children could rule the world

Lenore? Annabel! Poe. Santa Klaus. 

I wanted to know if you’d join us for a reading of A Christmas Carol? Why on earth would you read that drivel when my dear friend Dickens’ finest work is clearly Bleak House? Why? Because it’s Christmas Eve! No, it’s not. Yes! It’s December 24th. Also, Bleak House hasn’t been written yet.

Thanks for coming, fellow anthropology students. For the first semester, you knew us as “that study group”. But tonight, we wanna get to know you. Please forgive the spread. The vending machines haven’t been restocked since before Winter break. So help yourselves to Tropical Skittles, cigarettes or mouth wash. And have a good time.

I wanna tell the story of Jesus from the perspective of a filmmaker exploring the life of Jesus. That sounds very appealing to filmmakers. In the film, Jesus is a filmmaker trying to find God with his camera. The filmmaker realises that he’s Jesus and he’s being filmed by God’s camera. It goes like that forever because the filmmakers are Jesus and the cameras are God. And the movie is called, ABED. All caps. Filmmaking beyond film. A meta film. My masterpiece.

This is your patient? Mm-hmm. She showed an unusual blood marker, but now she’s having visions and apparently very realistic ones.

PoebodysNerfect’s Poe Party (Followers Only) Top Moments / Unofficial Appreciation Week

Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party

Question number one: Did you ever commit a serious crime, such as murder, sexual harassment, arson, or otherwise? No.

The Good Place rewatch [78/-]

#i'm so glad this gifset exists #because it did not exist the morning after i got off a red eye where someone took their shoes and socks off #and put them up on the plane wall right next to my feet #and i needed something to explain the horror (@osiriaroses)

Top 10 Poe Party Characters: 10th place

I’m honestly honored whenever someone takes the time to gif me. And any time I make a top 10 list, even if it’s in 10th place! :)

Top 10 Poe Party Characters: Honourable Mentions #1 & #2 

I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Well, you were dead. Death cannot stop True Love. All it can do is delay it for a while. I will never doubt again.

I am truly sorry for your loss tonight. Thank you.

Poe Party rewatch [38/-]

Perhaps you have a vault space in your cellar, that would be amenable to store dead bodies in?

Poe Party rewatch [20/-]

Can someone please get his face out of my soup? I worked really hard on it.

Poe Party rewatch [9/-]