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Person: [Plays C, D, E, F, G, A, and B on a piano.]
Cat: [Meows a C, completing the scale]
purr-fect pitch…
It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭
And absolutely on pitch. The cat has a good ear. :)
I remember the women who taught me how to make this vegan cheese sauce every time I make it.
Thank you beautiful hippie lady who was barely older than me but seemed so wise who first taught me how to make it.
Thank you Hare Krishna cultist who suggested I add miso.
Thank you old eastern European woman who ran Cyber Dogz in Seattle for having such a fun little shop and for telling me the secret to yours is cashew butter. And for hating Bill Gates so passionately.
None of you are in my life anymore, or have been for years. None of you will ever stop being a part of me when I make this.
Made some mac and no cheese tonight with roasted veggies and sausages and my tummy is so happy. Radiatori is truly the prefect pasta for a cheese sauce.
Sauce is not measured, but it's hippie dust, fake milk, fake butter, tahini, miso, gochujang, and spices. Including a bunch of the sage @moistglutealcleft's partner gave me!
"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT
"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show, #character's boyfriend's name"
ARE YOU INSANE
Lol people will come for you if you post even the mildest criticism in the main tags of a popular thing. This is for your safety from insane fans as much as other fans' comfort from your negativity
Dear all,
Here we are back again. Those long nineteen days ago when Gideon the Ninth was unleashed onto the world, I could hardly contemplate linking you again to anything. But the truth is that Gideon the Ninth is one book of three, and the second book will be here sooner than you think (JUNE 2, 2020).
That’s a long time away?? Naw. I myself will provide you with bullshit nonsense content until time speeds past like a bus out of control, and by that point June 2 will feel like a sweet reprieve because maybe I’ll stop talking about it. Psyche!! At that point I’ll simply start talking about Alecto the Ninth, a title my publishers misread because it’s actually my romance novel “Alec to Theninth”, a spiritual sequel to “From Justin to Kelly” about a guy who has a speech difficulty and meets plural clones of a Russian revolutionary politician and (Tighten this one up - Ed.)
Taking a twist for the contemporary, HARROW THE NINTH is the story of one girl’s sexual awakening at Bible camp, surrounded by wasps, unwanted nudes, and elderly swingers. It is also a story about how absolutely nothing happened the way you thought it did. Here are some of the traditional contemporary tropes I went with:
* PROTAG GETS A LIFE-CHANGING MAKEOVER
* PROTAG TROUBLED BY FLAWLESS MARKS IN HIGH SCHOOL NOT TRANSLATING OVER INTO UNIVERSITY
* DINNER PARTY RUINED BY FAUX PAS
* DESPITE MULTIPLE GIRLS BEING INTERESTED PROTAG PINES OVER THE ONE GIRL WHO ISN’T, WHICH IS JUST COMPLETELY FUCKING TYPICAL
* HORRIBLE LEMONGRAB WOMAN STEEPLES FINGERS, A LOT
* DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS GHOSTS
* SO LIKE, WHAT IF THE PAST, LIKE… WASN’T ACTUALLY… THE PAST, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? (TAKES HUGE NECROBONG HIT)
I have also put in some new characters, but not TOO many! You may want to get familiar with them now. Tag yourself!
* GOD
* THREE ASSHOLES
* IANTHE
June is just a tomorrow away.
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god
nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”
I love that there are almost always multiple PNW Chill Hangout servers to choose from whenever I go to play webfishing. Yeah we're all in seattle and portland chatting about the best local ice cream joints while we catch fish
Me: I wonder what time it is.
The humble analog clock:
> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
artistic recreation
OP, I loved this so much that I embroidered it
!!TW BLOOD!!
Wanted to finish this animation for halloween but oh well Huge thanks to my classmate David Rhombus on youtube for helping me get started on After Effects Enjoy
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!
do something good today.
call your loved ones, speak to them. listen to a new album from band you've heard about but didn't have time to get into. water your plants. draw a cat. but please don't give up, and keep living.
bad times come and go. but you can't see good times if you're not here anymore
also see this tweet which saved my mental health more than once on the span of last 5 years
Yes, they really are ceramic! Yes they are glazed on all sides! You can get your hands on a dice set just in time for the holidays, this November 20th at 6pm ET.
I own a set of OP's dice! They're really great and I like them a lot
you don't want a personal protection dog you want a pet-grade rottweiler with good heelwork
your average joe schmoe has absolutely no clue which one of these dogs was bred to be a fierce protector of livestock and which one's been bred for the purpose of being a huge sweetie pie. you don't need a dog with an intense temperament for an effective deterrent.
One time when I was in my twenties and still girlmode my mom and I went to the gay bar she liked to watch the superbowl. This wasn't a typical high energy club style gay bar. This was like gay Cheers, with a nice wood interior and comfy booths. Popular with boomer and gen X gays.
Went to the bathroom while I was there and as I was washing my hands, a butch maybe 10 or 15 years older than me came in and looked me up and down with an appreciative smile on her way into the stalls and frankly I'm gonna ride that high to my grave
can. can i go to the gay Cheers bar
Unfortunately it closed years ago. I think the owner retired?
It’s the season of mushroom🍂
