PEDRO PASCAL │“The Wine Legend” Casillero del Diablo (2021)

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

god those were lawless times. 

ff.net is the ancestral homeland

LUCIFER 5.10 » Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam

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Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

This is gold.

i do not see a flaw

[SLAMMING REBLOG BUTTON REPEATEDLY]

What exactly are you here for? To see with eyes unclouded by hate. Princess Mononoke (1997), dir. Hayao Miyazaki

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

worldbuilding is what writers do when they want to justify a petty aesthetic choice

Worldbuilding is also what writers do when they want to justify not actually writing.

Reading this comment was like looking down to see that I’ve been stabbed through the back in the middle of gloating.

me, a different fanfic writer: *pets my fave character’s hair* *whispers* I’m gonna emotionally, maybe also physically, torture you

me, another fanfic writer: *boops my fave character’s nose* *whispers* I’m going to send you to an alternate universe where you make better decisions.

me, yet another fanfic writer: *grabs my fave character’s hand and squeezes softly* I’m gonna give you someone to talk to after all the trauma you’ve been through - and get you laid later.

IM GONNA DO IT ALL IN A SINGLE GOT FORSAKEN FIC

write your url by only using emojis

“I have heard much of your master’s fine person,” said Mrs. Gardiner, looking at the picture; “it is a handsome face. But, Lizzy, you can tell us whether it is like or not.”

reblog and write in the tags what colors have you dyed your hair and what color it is naturally

Din is completely serious about this.  

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