No one mention how Gojo used Maximum Output Blue against his best friend. 😝 Shoko is hanging around... they'll be fine
I played Suguru, so yes, I'd win... There's also a fight where I played Gojo against Geto, and Gojo won in that one too. 😆
Let's not talk about the deforestation going on in these woods. 🤫 Yaga will have their asses in detention after this for sure...
More brainrot after the cut...
That guard break by Suguru is sick tho 🔥🔥
Remember, in the manga, when Gege mentioned that Satoru and Suguru would fight each other on-campus? 😝
Their in-fight banters are always so good 😍... Trading blows like this is always satisfying to watch and do too. 😌
JJK Twitter is wild and so real~ 🥴
He's so cuuuuttteee~ 😭 I need to pinch his cheeks, pat his head, and put him in a purse to carry him around. I want him to poke his head out of the bag looking like a teeny tiny kitten.
Look at this insufferable wittle cutie patootie 🫶
Yo guess what? I've lost it~ 🤭
YES!
I have nothing substantial to say.
I just want my future-self to remember that on June 11, 2023 01:00AM, I was drowning in feels AGAIN, while listening to Taylor Swift and thinking of how Satoru wants Suguru back, and how Suguru regrets leaving Satoru behind.
I'm not okay. 😭💀
I can't wait for July... the 1st week is going to hit me with the 2-punch combo that is SatoSugu & Speak Now TV 😌 Blessed
- At every Goodwill event they've joined in... The unspoken rule is: Don't mess with Shoko. Mess with Shoko, you either risk getting blasted across the forest or plagued by pesky curses.
- SaShiSu has definitely tried their hand out at knitting or cross-stitching at some point. It was part of Yaga's lesson plan at the beginning of the school year.
- 10 years later, Satoru has a mountain of arcade tickets he has yet to exchange. Tickets won by the 3 of them. He can never do it anymore because it's been a decade and the arcade they used to go to is now closed. 😔
- SaShiSu played hide-and-seek once or twice. ➼ Gojo always won because he cheated. He has Six Eyes and he can teleport. He leaves his hiding spot whenever Suguru or Shoko get close. ➼ Suguru and Shoko definitely know. The third time they played, Suguru just left behind a bunch of traps made of curses to annoy him. It hardly worked, and one of them got Yaga accidentally. ➼ End result: SaShiSu at detention.
- SaShiSu used to watch Digimon reruns on the weekend mornings. Gojo begged them once and it turned into their thing.
- SaShiSu played a lot of Mario. Suguru insisted.
- Shoko secretly played the Sims 2 and made Suguru and Satoru in-game. She made them do questionable things. Sim Satoru was abducted and impregnated by aliens at some point.
- SaShiSu played a three-way Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters game once. ➼ Satoru's deck is a mix-match and he kept bragging that he had all 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons. (Let's be honest, he just copied Kaiba's deck from Battle City). ➼ Shoko took out a chunk of Suguru's and Satoru's life points with a potent spellcaster-deck. ➼ They stopped playing because Satoru realized that Suguru put together an Exodia-themed deck and all that time, Suguru bided his time and kept drawing cards and discarding them to the graveyard, so he could eventually collect all 5 pieces of Exodia. ➼ They wish they had duel disks though.
- They definitely went hunting for Duel Disks at kids' toy stores around Tokyo at Shoko's insistence. Satoru and Suguru indulge her.
- SaShiSu played a lot of board games and other card games too. ➼ They put together a money pool. Winner takes all. ➼ For some reason, Suguru liked the randomness of Chutes & Ladders. He also has a thing for Chess. Satoru doesn't have the patience for chess. Suguru's also good at Checkers and Backgammon. ➼ Shoko wins at Uno, Poker, and Scrabble. ➼ Satoru is a monster at Monopoly. They use Satoru's real money in Monopoly btw, because rich boy doesn't mind squandering his parents' finances on the games they'd play 💴. He ends up buying more than half of the properties on the board in every game. Capitalist whore.
- SaShiSu definitely played with a Ouija board more than once. ➼ It doesn't work inside campus... because Tengen's barrier, so Satoru and Suguru always find the most gnarly and "haunted" places around the city to fuck around with the Ouija board. ➼ They bring Shoko with them. ➼ Ouija board sessions always end in fits of giggles, Satoru making fun of the curses or vengeful spirits they'd attract or summon, Suguru eating the curses that were hostile, and Shoko being amused at the utter ridiculousness of the situation. ➼ One or two spirits actually willingly left after being summoned because even in death, no one wants to deal with a teenage Satoru Gojo.
- On that note, Satoru definitely found paranormal games on the internet and tried them out with Suguru and Shoko.
- They may or may not have lit fireworks inside abandoned warehouses in an attempt to exorcise the curse through noise pollution. Why? Eh, just because. Most of the time, you don't need a reason do to shit when you're young and you feel like you're on top of the world. Naïve little shits. Shoko is the only sensible one istg.
- Satoru stole a removable stone statue in Jujutsu Tech once after Suguru jokingly dared him to do it. ➼ He hid it in one of the decoy pagodas around the school. ➼ He runs over to tell Suguru like, "SUGURU SUGURU SUGURU, I did the dare!" ➼ And Suguru is like, "WTF?" ➼ Needless to say, they got in trouble for it because they told Shoko and didn't see Yaga hanging around close by. Idiots... 🙄😁
Suguru watched Death Note with Satoru and loved it so much, he started copying L's posture. 😝
It's canon... Gege said. I was paper on his desk.
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