I can totally see this happening in a fanfic AU where Suzaku wants advice on how to date Euphy. 😆
These are the kinds of conversations I imagine them having when they're in the Black Knights HQ xD One of my headcanons is that C.C. just lets Lelouch talk her head off. 🤣
She's the sound board, basically.
I would rather have this than the inbred the mad scientist made, ngl... JK 😂
Lelouch: Two truths and a lie: I've killed once. I will kill again. And I've collected diamonds from Mars.
Euphie: Lelouch, no.
My rebellion started with the intimidating sound of a Knightmare going BRRRR~
~ Lelouch vi Britannia
*C.C. freaking out about a bad hair day*
Lelouch: What the fuck did you do?
C.C.: Looked up tutorials online. They're all liars!
Lelouch: 👀
C.C.: Don't judge me! 🙀😫 I'm a tragic victim of internet hair stylists!
Suzaku: Did you just BRIBE that guy? 😬😱
Lelouch: Bribe is such an ugly word. 🥱 I simply captured his attention through monetary incentives. 🤑😏💸💸
Lelouch: I need a prop for Halloween 🤔
C.C.: *walks in*
Lelouch: 🤑 C.C., you don't mind being a corpse for the night right?
C.C.: 🙃...
Lelouch: I'll buy more pizzas in the morning. 😁
C.C.: K 😍😃🗡 💀💀
Suzaku: What's the best gift I can give you Lelouch?
Lelouch: End my life.
Suzaku: What do I get in return?
Lelouch: PTSD for the rest of your days.
Suzaku: I see nothing wrong with this gift exchange 😄
*Knight of Zero protecting the Empress*
Suzaku: C.C. I'm here to protect you.
C.C.: I don't need any protection.
Suzaku: Aaand that's why you're pregnant...
*Drunk Lelouch texting Sober C.C.*
Lelouch: Babs!
Lelouch: Babbbes
Lelouch: B A B I E S
C.C.: wtf?
Lelouch: They steal shit.
Lelouch: I must take birth control...
Lelouch: Because babiess.
C.C.: I'm too sober for this shit.
*Drunk Suzaku texting Lelouch*
Suzaku: Lellch!
Lelouch: Suzaku?
Suzaku: lulu I lost my phone 🤤😭
Lelouch: Okaaay... then what are you doing now?
Suzaku: texting uuu~
Suzaku: Heeeyyyy~
Lelouch: 😩 I'm dating an idiot.
Suzaku: I love youuuu
Lelouch:
*Cooking for the Ladies be Like:*
Lelouch: How do you like your eggs? 🍳🥚
Milly: Over easy 😉
Kallen: Poached please😃
Shirley: Scrambled, please Lulu!😊
Lelouch: C.C.?
C.C.: 😏 Fertilized 😉
Lelouch: 😶😳😳
How Long Did it Take You to Find Your Soulmate?
Suzaku: One day?
C.C.: Five fucking centuries.