C.C.: Anything you can do, I can do better.
Lelouch: Then why don't YOU do it?
C.C.: Just because I can, doesn't mean I want too. 💅
Lelouch: Remember how we met, bestie?
Suzaku: Oh yeah, I tried to kill you. 😊
Euphemia: Sometimes, people just need a hug. 😁
Lelouch: Yes. With a rope.
Euphemia: ...
Lelouch: Around the neck.
Euphemia: Lelouch, no.
C.C. about the Black Knights: Shouldn't they show you a little more respect?
Lelouch: You could start setting them an example.
C.C.: If you are offered money or a brain, which one would you choose?
Lelouch: The money.
Mao: You're stupid. I would choose a brain.
Lelouch: Of course you would. People always take what they don't have.
Mao: Lelouch, want to hear a joke?
Lelouch: What's your joke?
Mao: My life.
Lelouch: Jokes have meaning...
Lelouch: I smell something burning.
C.C.: That would be your soul
What’s something you wish your partner didn’t do?
C.C.: Whine about how he gives me his card to order pizza.
Lelouch: Ordering her pizza using MY card.
L.L. & C.C.
Lelouch: People are supposed to change as time goes by. You're still the same pizza-loving cheese-addicted Witch. *sigh*
C.C.: Not true. I've changed.
Lelouch: *snort* How?
C.C.: I've become more in love with you.
Suzaku: Lelouch, do you even have crushes?
Lelouch: 'Course I do.
Suzaku: I bet they're cute.
Lelouch: Well, aren't YOU narcissistic?
Lelouch: This is soooo gay. But no homo, right?
Suzaku: Sure. No homo [secretly dies inside]
Lelouch: [loudly whispering] I'm kidding. I love you. 😍💕
Suzaku: 😘😘😘
"There's nothing worse than watching Rivalz zest the inside of a lemon using a potato peeler."
~ Lelouch
Lelouch: Suzaku, you're bleeding to death you idiot! Why?! 😭😭😭
Suzaku: I don't know, but I SWEAR I washed my hands. 😭
Milly: Lelouch can you call your father?
Lelouch: Sure... Ok Google. Call 'Dad.'
Google Assistant: Calling 'Daddy.'
Lelouch: Wait Google no! Holy sh~
Suzaku: {over the phone} Hey Lelouch! What's up?
Why Should You Care Now?
Lelouch {watching Suzaku inhale food}: Suzaku, stop going so fast. Slow down. You'll choke.
Suzaku {with his mouth full}: You weren't worried about that last night. 😏
C.C.: 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣
If Pizza-eating Was a Currency 🤔
C.C.: What if people were paid for how much pizza they ate? 😀
Lelouch: You would be a multi-billionaire. 😒 And I would be in poverty. 😑
You'd be Rich...
Suzaku: Can you imagine if people were paid for making stupid decisions?
Also Suzaku: Lots of people would be rich. XD
Lelouch {just reading a book}: Yes. And you would be a grade-A billionaire. 😃