all my friends are addicted to tiktok so i can't show them any funny videos over 30 seconds in length
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You can tell a girl is ready for sex if you throw her against the wall and she sticks like a spaghetti noodle
yeah. galo sengen
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Kamala Harris’ stepdaughter dresses like she went to art school for 2.5 years and then took a “gap year” in San Francisco working as a vegan cheese monger before getting a six figure job as a “positivity coordinator” at a start up that makes wi-fi enabled pillow cases
on a serious note, i had to leave my car in the city because the wheel was about to fucking fall off again. i got it checked out at a shop and they want to charge me at least $2500 to fix it all. i don't get paid until next friday i literally don't know what to fucking do at this point
i went to a gay happy hour to try to idk talk to people but it was all cis gay men that all knew each other so was kind of a waste (i also don't know how to talk to people at bars so this is on me)
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it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact
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if marx was real what would his tumblr url be
Busta Rhymes
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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
Mixed reviews
"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while
Boys who up smacking they rat?
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