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Fanfiction Master Post

Okay so, I'm going to try and make a Master Post for my Fanfics.

Currently a work in progress, might add a "Read More" later on:

A Girl and Her Bike

Probably my post popular fanfiction ever, A Girl and Her Bike is a series of RWBY/Transformers crossover fics wherein Bumblebee the Autobot from Transformers is ALSO Bumblebee the motorcycle from RWBY. He and Yang serve as the main protagonists, with the focus being on their PLATONIC/sibling-like bond. (He's a two million year old war veteran, she's a teenaged lesbian. Get your heads out of the gutter.) It also has, by far, the largest expanded universe of any of my fanfic series. Current fics in the series are:

  1. A Girl and Her Bike: Volume 1: On her 17th birthday, Yang Xiao Long got a motorcycle to celebrate going another year without getting killed by Grimm. However, what was meant to be a simple gift ended up bringing a war to the Rose/Xiao Long's doorstep. Now, between the Grimm, Atlesian Military, White Fang, and Decepticons, Yang and Bumblebee have their work cut out for them. (Complete) AO3 | FFN
  2. A Girl and Her Bike: Spotlight Collection 1: What did Bumblebee, Ruby Rose, Winter Schnee, Blake Belladonna, and Yang Xiao Long do after the Battle of Vytal? How will they adapt to the life-changing circumstances they've been thrust into. Read on to find out. (4/5 Spotlight Oneshots Complete, still working on Yang's) AO3 | FFN

Current spin-offs in the series:

  1. Like Judas Thereupon Kissed: Prequel, set on Cybertron. "The war between the Autobots and Decepticons is one of the longest, bloodiest conflicts in the galaxy's history. So why is it that it started just after the two sides united against a common foe?" (In-Progress) AO3 | FFN
  2. Myths of Cybertron: Anthology of in-universe works of fiction, compiled by certified nerd Glyph of the Cybertronian Historical Preservation Society. (4 myths compiled) AO3 | FFN
  3. A Girl and Her Bike: Super Deformed CHIBI: In a world full of darker and edgier Transformers and RWBY fics, sometimes all you need are blatantly noncanon antics and hijinks to lighten your mood. Basically, a comedy-focused spin-off of "A Girl and Her Bike". (No planned ending) AO3 | FFN
  4. A Girl and Her Bike: Jazz's Report: In-universe reports Jazz writes for Professor Goodwitch and Optimus Prime, providing further context for the setting. AO3 | FFN

Through the Shattered Glass

AO3 Series | Shares Spacebattles Thread with A Girl and Her Bike

Mirror Universe of "A Girl and Her Bike", wherein the heroes are villains and the villains are heroes. Installments are as follows:

  1. Shattered Fragments: If we glance through the shattered glass, what distorted reflections would we see? In a universe opposite the world of A Girl and Her Bike, an alien war collides with an ancient conspiracy, shaking up countless lives throughout the world of Remnant. Their stories shall be collected here. (In Progress) AO3 | FFN

Dust and Decepticons

My other RWBY/Transformers crossover.

This one asks a very simple question: What would happen to Remnant if Atlas formed a secret alliance with the Decepticons prior to the events of the series? Fics in the series are as Follows:

  1. Falling Stars: When aliens fell to Remnant in balls of flame, responsibility fell on General James Ironwood of the Atlesian Military to make first contact with these strange new beings. Who knows, perhaps these Decepticons could be the key to a new golden age? Surely keeping the existence of these strange new beings a secret couldn't possibly backfire! (In-Progress) AO3 | FFN
  2. Epiphets of Megatron: Before he held two seats on Cybertron's High Council, Megatron was just another Cybertronian. However, over the course of his military career, in the defense of Cybertron, he has been called many things. Here is the story of how he earned those titles. (1/7 Chapters) AO3 | FFN

Miscellaneous

This is where I'll put any fics that aren't part of another series.

Y'know, when I feel up to it.

Check back here regularly for eventual updates.

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Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

By Talos this can't be happening

Bold thing to say on a one minute old post

surely 10,001 notes wouldn't hurt

Please stop giving this notes haven't I suffered enough

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The Liberal/National Coalition has been in power for 22 out of the past 28 years in Australia.

The housing crisis is the product of DECADES of Liberal policy. If they get back in they will drive prices up EVEN FURTHER to benefit people like Peter Dutton, whose personal fortune is due to multi-million dollar property investments.

Labor has had limited time in government where they've had to deal with the GFC and now must rebuild after COVID as well as fix up the financial and inflationary mess the Coalition created pre-pandemic.

We CANNOT go back to the Coalition or we're fucked. Is Labor going to fix everything? No - BUT they have invested BILLIONS into housing that the Liberals and Nationals opposed thanks to Greens pressure. They have inquired with the Treasury about the possibility of adjusting the capital gains discount thanks to Greens pressure.

Housing sucks. It is expensive. It will take more than a single term of government to fix. People are rightly upset.

But the solution is clear. Voting in as many Greens as possible to put pressure on and negotiate with a Labor government so that they actually make choices that benefit renters and home owners instead of investor landlords.

Voting for the Coalition will only make things worse. Voting for only Labor without any Greens MPs will only maintain the status quo and things won't improve. Voting in Greens MPs to hold a Labor government account WILL FIX HOUSING.

Tell others. Get involved with the Greens campaign. Make it happen.

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I am absolutely taking notes on who’s blaming trans people, and those who attempt to combat misinformation about trans people, for this 1.5-point loss right now btw. The two biggest things idiot voters have mentioned are the economy and immigration. This is not trans people’s fault and I think members of the Democratic Party who were resentful of them already have found a convenient scapegoat.

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afurioushawk

And since the Venn diagram would be a circle, keep receipts on the Democrats who were out there the day after the election blaming Harris or Biden for what they thought was a landslide loss, especially now that Harris has closed the gap and Trump has dropped to plurality in the popular vote.

Remember how Nancy Pelosi went on television and blamed Biden/Harris. Remember the same people who wanted to throw out the primary votes and hold an open convention in the hopes they could skip over Harris. Remember the ones who are already making up scenarios of a white/white 2028 ticket. Any Democrat who gets on television and blames Biden/Harris cannot be trusted.

Yeah, it looks like this election wound up being 49-48 in terms of the popular vote, with the remaining points going to third parties. The loss is devastating due to the consequences, but it wasn’t a landslide and I’m also really uninterested in anyone blaming Biden-Harris for people staying home out of apathy when the stakes were so high, being misogynistic as hell towards Harris, or straight up not believing reality about the economy. These things weren’t their fault.

I’m not going to predict 2028, but “we need two straight white guys on the ticket” just feels bad. It might turn out that way after the primaries, but meh

We need to throw our support behind Hakeem Jeffries and the Congressional Black Caucus and make it clear that they are the leaders who control the party right now. Thank you for your service, Nancy Pelosi, but it's time to pass the torch. We are not going to let a Newsom/Gretch or Newsom/Pete ticket come to pass in 2028.

Yeah, Pelosi was an important leader for a long time. That time has passed. Jeffries and other black Democrats represent the party’s core base, and whoever the 2028 nominee is will ultimately be chosen by black voters. I’m not taking any bets on who it’ll be, since clearly, American politics even three months from now is hard to predict lol

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As one whose loans have been forgiven, I want to frame this more accurately. Biden has taken tremendous heat for forgiving loans that ought to have been paid back and dumping the debt on the taxpayer.

What Biden actually did is what the EXECUTIVE branch of government is meant for: he enforced the law. The contracts for those loans and many more included forgiveness under certain criteria: x years of income-based repayment, 10 years of public service, borrower disability, so on. Borrowers met the criteria and were refused the forgiveness guaranteed in the contracts.

People have gone mad over shaming borrowers for supposedly not fulfilling the terms of their loans, when many exceeded their obligations. Meanwhile few have said a peep against the lenders and servicers that refused to honor the terms they too signed off on. The Biden administration intervened to stop their mass evasion of legal obligations.

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dspd

This is what happens when we elect a union man and teacher's husband 🥳

and that's not even starting on how great his administration has been for the tribes in the US

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short-wooloo

I will never not be angry over how this country, the media, and his own damn party treated Joe Biden

We had it fucking good with him, he is one of our best, and we threw it away (and then threw his deputy away)

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syoddeye

ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

i need everyone reading this post to remember that writing is not "content." writing is art. you don't look at a painting of an ocean and say "eh, it's overdone." you look at it and think its beautiful, because it is, and y'all better start treating writing the same fucking way before you lose your favorite authors for good.

Art is not something to be capitalized on. Stop treating it like it is.

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irisbleufic

ILU @impishtubist for these tags

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I think it’s really important to talk about how different people have different power fantasies.

For example:

  • For some people, the idea of someone redeeming a villain is a power fantasy.
  • For other people, the idea of a villain being defeated is a power fantasy.
  • And for other people, the idea of a character owning their villainy is a power fantasy.

I would argue a lot of fandom conflicts re: villains come from people being unable to see that their fantasies, which put them in control of a narrative (and all three of these are designed to give the author or reader control of the narrative in different ways) are someone else’s horror stories.

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aerialsquid

….this explains SO MUCH.

This breakdown works equally well for the Problematic Love Interest.

  • Saving/Fixing the Problematic Love Interest is absolutely a power fantasy.
  • So is kicking them to the curb and saying that they are wrong, they were always wrong, and are not your responsibility.
  • And allowing the Problematic Love Interest to stay messy and flawed (but worthy of love anyway) is a power fantasy too.
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dchan87

Gee, who could've seen this coming, it's a big mystery. //sarcastic

"But I thought the openly racist and Islamophobic white man who banned refugees from Muslim countries in his first term and is best buddies with Bibi was going to SAVE Palestine!"

Can one of you single stupid ass issue voters who I haven't had the pleasure of blocking yet PLEASE explain to me why you thought Donald "we will not take people from the Gaza Strip and 'infested' countries" Trump was a better choice for Palestine than Kamala "while I support Israel, I care about the plight of innocent civilians in Gaza and the West Bank and I'm at least OPEN to a 2 state solution" Harris?! I'm legitimately trying to figure out how that logic works in your brain.

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Anonymous asked:

I get pretty pissed off when people from other countries get all smug about Americans suffering. Guess what? The people you are actually mad at, the government and rich people who caused all that shit in your country, are not the ones who will be affected, but a lot of innocent, marginalized people, who did nothing but born in north America, will. "Only good yanki is a dead one" why don't you go fuck yourself and learn so Godman nuance?

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Maybe it's my leftover instincts from the "flame wars" phase of ff.net but whenever I see people getting a bit too invested in complaining about fanfics getting their blorbos wrong, like it's some sort of personal insult to them or a systemic injustice, I get worried. It wasn't that long ago that getting someone's favorite character "wrong" was considered a "sin against fandom" and people who ran around bullying new writers into quitting were considered heroes saving people from bad fanfic. There's a reason ao3 doesn't have forums like ff.net did, they were are magnets for targeted harassment, especially for female fanfic writers who wrote characters that were "too perfect".

There was never a perfect era where all fanfic writers lived together in harmony and if we just did x y or z we'd all go back to it. There's always been an element of bullying and judgment in the community and if we aren't careful it'll sneak back.

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There were about 75 million people who voted for Kamala Harris. There are 74 million kids under 18 in the United States, and about 11.7 million undocumented immigrants. There are about 12.7 million green card holders in the US (so they’re legal permanent residents, but not citizens).

That’s 173.4 million people who we know for certain could not have possibly voted for Donald Trump. So no, not all Americans voted for or deserve Trump. There were more Harris voters than the total population of some countries!

I’m pinning this post for a bit, as a reminder to myself and everyone else

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prokopetz

Apple propaganda notwithstanding, the reason tower PCs are big isn’t because they’re outdated. The reason tower PCs are so bulky is because they’re designed to be user serviceable. The case has lots of open space so your big, meaty hands can easily access all of the components, and everything is secured with friction-fit tabs and standard machine screws to minimise the need for specialised tools. A properly laid out tower PC is fully serviceable with a single Phillips-head screwdriver and no greater manual skill than your average Lego playset – heck, for some of the more modern case layouts you don’t even need the screwdriver, unless you’re performing major surgery like a full motherboard replacement.

Like, think about who benefits from convincing you that a fully modular computing device that can be serviced and repaired with your bare hands and minimal technical skill is unfashionable.

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askzloyxp

I pray the manufacturers will never take away my ability to KA-KLUNK a new PC part into the massive case, then plugging the thick power strips into each other like I am doctor Frankenstein puling my kreatur to greatness*

*‘greatness’ defined as playing minecraft without frame lag

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And he chose rfk jr as the secretary of health and human services. The rfk jr who has a dead worm in his brain that died in there because rfk jr ate so much mercury that the worm died of mercury poisoning that rfk jr the rfk jr who used his influence to spread anti-vaccine misinformation during a pandemic that probably killed people that rfk jr. rfk jr the king of the nepo babies rfk jr the man who forgot he had a dead bear in his trunk and left it in Central Park that rfk jr who has a law degree and not a medical degree that rfk jr that’s who he’s chosen to lead the department of health and human services that’s the one he’s chosen that Robert F Kennedy Jr. that’s the one. The anti-vaxxer with a dead brain worm that’s the guy that’s the guy who’s supposed to lead the department of health and human services, folks.

If you live in a swing state and you voted against Harris or didn’t vote this is what you were voting for, folks. A dead brain worm without any medical experience in charge of the department of health and human services. I hope you’re happy with your decision. I hope you fully enjoy that dead brain worm.

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sniperct

He also is responsible for lowered vaccination rates in american samoa that led to a measles outbreak that killed a lot of children.

Fuck everyone who voted for Trump and fuck everyone who voted third party or abstained.

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zazaofpugs

It would be so funny watching Trump voters burn their hand repeatedly on the hot stove for the next 4 years

… except that’s my hand too.

AND I know the stove is hot.

AND I voted “please don’t burn my hand on the stove, thank you”.

AND it’s hard to get smug enjoyment out of watching someone else burn their hand and get surprised when you yourself are getting your hand burned repeatedly too.

Anyway, brainworm guy is secretary of health and human services now.

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In the 1800s and 1900s pogroms all throughout Europe, they too genuinely believed Jews had done wrong. We look back and we see a glaring lack of evidence but to them it was real. The point is that regardless of what Jews do and even if the most heinous lies were true and we did do everything they accuse us of, it all comes from a place of Jew hatred.

It's not about some Israeli Jews being racist. It's never been about that. It's about hating Jews and doing whatever they can to harm us. Antisemites wait for us to slip up.

So when a pogrom happens and everyone's quick to say "you can't be a victim because you're capable of wrong just like me and you have flaws" then we are in the darkest of times because now every single antisemitic incident preys on the humanity of every single Jew (our human ability to do wrong) and therefore we can never be victims.

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