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were it not that i have bad dreams

@swampert / swampert.tumblr.com

jacqueline, she/her, 25, anarcho-communist
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downeyverse

Did I make this video or something??

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ladyprydian

This is fascinating!

It fucked with my mind to hear that the “Captain America Theme” from Captain America: Winter Solider, by Henry Jackman, sped up by 105% sounds very close to “Brothers in Arms” by Junkie XL for Mad Max: Fury Road. 

And “Mombassa” from Inception by Hanz Zimmer sounds a lot like “Mass vs. Acceleration” from “Drive Angry”  by Michael Wandmacher.

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justgot1

Marvel stopping just short of taking emotional risks? THE HELL YOU SAY. 

Other than the mixed tape in Guardians, which was popular music and not score, the only bit of sound I can even remember from any Marvel movie is the screechy sound played when the Winter Soldier showed up. I can’t even dredge up whatever’s played over the comic-pages-flipping opener in every movie and I’ve probably seen it a dozen times now. Is it even the same in every film? No idea.

holy shit somebody put it into words

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Seeing Pop Vinyl figures is like

pop vinyl is like, taco bell in demolition man. it won the vinyl toy wars, in that, through brute force and basic nerd culture appeal (”nerds” are about the easiest crowd of people to appease and market to), it soundly crushed the entire vinyl figurine scene circa 2011, 2012 and now is the sole vinyl toy company left standing.

I didn’t even realize that there were other companies making that crap. But it makes sense why there only had to be one as you have to get the licensing to appeal to these heathens

They were really like, 3d illustrations, alot of companies popping up to do limited runs of a gr8 illustrator’s designs in like 2003-2008….

It all began in asia, namely Japan, with post-war period like, resin kaiju and other figurines which were a huge collectable hit toward the 90s, 00s because of the sentiment and nostalgia attached to them

But things really started happening around the turn of the millenium, in hongkong, with Toy2R, who in 2001 launch the Qee (like keychain, get it?) and in Japan with Medicom Toy’s Bearbrick as a sort of nostalgic throwback to this style of toy - who, thanks to labels like Bathing Ape, it gained traction among the urban aesthetic and fashion cliques across the ocean in like, Sanfrancisco, Los angeles and new york. So suddenly in north america, in cutting edge urban fashion stores, these Qees and bearbricks started showing up. And in these cases, they started getting fashion label exclusives made, establishing their in vogue status in the west

Hot on the heels of this trend, american companies sprung up to do their own take on the bearbrick, which is when kid robot enters the scene and takes it to the next step and introduced the munny and dunny, blank customs and had up and coming artists use it as a template for limited run collections. And it got insanely popular and helped launch it into a fan scene

By 2008, “designer toys” and custom vinyl was hitting it huge, it was massively popular as an underground art scene thing. It was around this time that I discovered it while i was in newyork, on and off again visiting and periodically living with my girlfriend as a shit head 18 year old at the time lmao.

Anyway, this landed kid robot deep in the illustration and by extension, comic book scene, especially as they started doing limited run license productions like the Simpsons and Marvel comics.  The simpsons series was a huge hit, appealing to nerds everywhere rather than artist types. Eventually they started showing up  in comic conventions, namely SDCC in san diego

and then this is where Funko enters the scene, a basic toy company that in 2005 had been sold to a nightclub manager keen to monetize the fuck out of it. Funko were already producing licensed bobbleheads under the “Funko Force” and other collectable for nerd properties alongside other venders at comic cons.

Which puts Funko in the same space as Kid Robot and independent venders showcasing their personal vinyl toy projects at the height of vinyl toy popularity in 2009, 2010. Funko saw this trend and in 2010 decided they should launch their own brand of vinyl toys like the Dunny, called Funko Force 2.0

It debuted at San diego comic con 2010. I saw it with my own eyes. I didnt care because i never gave a shit about capeshit when i went to comic con lmfao. At the time there were soooo many half assed attempts to ape the vinyl toy fad from a number of collectable companies, that it never leaped out at me. Even Disney attempted to do it.

I was too busy getting the Kid Robot SDCC 2010 Exclusive shit, still the king of the roost and still generally doing creative shit with the medium.

Kid Robot at the time were collaborating with Yo Gabba Gabba

I was a fool not to notice what was happening, really. 

Funko Force 2.0

It was a huge hit.

They quickly released and doubled down on the next step of their Line of toys: Pop!

Funko shot for licenses over independent artist collections and it just kept printing money. Demand was mega high. Stores and vendors that started putting out blind boxes from KR and other companies threw that out in favour of the more successful and lucrative Pop!

in a matter of years, the vinyl toy scene got hyper saturated by Pop! and licensed vinyl collectables that we have now arrived to this:

The designer toy scene exhausted itself and all that remains really, in this wasteland of creativity, is Funko Pop! and it’s derivatives.

I have some friends who were producing independent designer toys in 2010 and interest in their work sloped off heavily because the whole vinyl toy scene was now hijacked and defined by banal consumer nerd culture. Anybody past the year 2010, who would be getting their first impressions of vinyl, were seeing Pop! and it really turned them off of it unless they really only care for Pop!’s products and nothing else besides. So anyone still getting vinyl are really only going for Pop! And my artist friends, they are still salty over it lmao

RIP IN PiECE

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and this is why I have to stifle my displeasure when friends show me their newest Funko Pop….

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Podcast rec list

My old podcast rec/request list is still getting notes so I figured I’d make a new list with everything I’ve downloaded since then. Favourites are italicized*.

Audio drama (Fantasy)

  • Alba Salix, Royal Physician* - Follows trials and tribulations of Farloria’s head witch of the House of Healing, Alba Salix. It is a 6-part mini-series (+ bonuses) with no future episodes currently planned.
  • The Behemoth -  15-year-old Madyson tells the story of the Behemoth, a large, lumbering beast that has emerged from the waters off of Cape Cod. It will be a 20-part mini-series.
  • Hello From the Magic Tavern - An improv comedy podcast hosted by Arnie, a man who accidentally passed through a portal into the land of “Foon”. Every week Arnie interviews patrons of the Vermilion Minotaur tavern including monsters, wizard, and adventurers.

Audio drama (Horror)

  • Alice Isn’t Dead* - A truck driver searches across America for the wife she had long assumed was dead, encountering not-quite-human serial murderers, towns literally lost in time, and a conspiracy that goes way beyond one missing woman along the way. This podcast is produced by the same people who brought you Welcome to Night Vale.
  • Archive 81 - These are the recovered tapes of missing archivist Daniel Powell, posted by a well-meaning friend hoping to locate him.
  • Help Me - Nicole investigates the mysterious death of her friend Olivia and possible link to a dangerous entity. It is a 15-part mini-series with no future episodes currently planned.
  • Limetown* - Radio host Lia Haddock investigates the sudden disappearance of the residents of Limetown. It is a 7-part mini-series (+ bonuses) with future seasons (and possibly a TV show) in the works.
  • Return Home - Jonathan Baker returns to his home town after being contacted by a mysterious entity. Episodes are broken up into multiple parts aired every week, with breaks between episodes.

Audio drama (Pseudo-radio show)

  • The Black Tapes* - (horror) A weekly radio show hosted by Alex Reagan that investigates unsolved paranormal phenomenon documented by the Strand Institute. They also produce TANIS.
  • The Message* - (sci-fi) Nicky Tomalin documents the work of a team of cryptologists as the attempt to decipher an alien message. It is an 8-part mini-series.
  • Good Morning Zakera Ward - (sci-fi, Mass Effect) A morning radio show set in the Mass Effect universe. It is an 11-part series that appears to have ended abruptly, but is still worth a listen if you’re a fan of the games.
  • King Falls AM - (sci-fi/fantasy) A late-night talk show from quaint town of King Falls that is frequently interrupted by peculiar happenings and paranormal events.
  • TANIS - (horror) A docu-drama series hosted by Nic Silver exploring the myth and conspiracy of Tanis. They also produce The Black Tapes.
  • Welcome to Night Vale - (cosmic horror)  Community radio updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff’s Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events.

Audio drama (Sci-Fi)

  • ars PARADOXICA* - A journey through spacetime and the Cold War with Dr. Sally Grissom, a physicist send back in time when an experiment goes awry.
  • The Bright Sessions* - The recorded therapy sessions of Dr. Bright, who provides support for patients with unusual talents. ((It’s more of a paranormal drama that a true sci-fi)).
  • The Bunker - A breakfast radio show broadcast back in time to us from the post-apocalyptic year 2414. It’s a 12-part mini-series, and the developers are currently working on another sci-fi series that will be titled Mars Corp.
  • EOS 10* - The adventures of two maladjusted doctors, their medical team, and a hypochondriac ex-prince aboard an intergalactic travel hub.
  • Kakos Industries - Corporate announcements for Kakos Industries, a corporation dedicated to helping you ‘do evil better’.
  • Liberty - Tales from Atrius, a colony cut off from humanity and racked by civil war, and the surrounding lawless expanse known as the Fringe. It consists of multiple mini-series.
  • Sayer - Acclimate to life on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon, with the assistance of the self-aware AI SAYER.
  • Thrilling Adventure Hour - A podcast in the style of an old-timey radio show consisting of the regular sub-series ‘Sparks Nevada: Marshall on Mars’ and ‘Beyond Belief’ as well as other segments.
  • Wolf 359*** - Follows the crew of the U.S.S. Hephaestus Research Station as they orbit around the red dwarf Wolf 359. This is my all-time favourite series - you should be downloading it right now… unless you’ve already heard it in which case you should definitely treat yourself and listen to it again.

Informational

  • Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History - As the title implies, this is really hardcore history. Episodes are exceedingly well-researched and is surprisingly easy to listen to considering the density of the subject matter.
  • Lore - A podcast examining myths and folktales alongside the true dark stories that either inspired or arose from them. A chilling listen that also has a TV show in the works.
  • Myths and Legends - Re-tellings of both popular and obscure legends that make them very accessible to a modern audience (i.e. people like me who DON’T read Beowulf in it’s original Old English for fun in their free time).
  • Sleep With Me* - Honestly, I have no idea what this podcast is actually about because Ackerman’s ramblings are so soothing I’m usually asleep shortly after turning it on. If you have insomnia and problems falling asleep to silence (like myself), this is a must-download - it’s more engaging that rain/wave/whale noises but you don’t have to worry about missing anything.

Literature

  • Escape Pod - Every episode consists of a sci-fi short story from a variety of sub-genres, and they are generally 30-60 minutes in length. If you enjoy Escape Pod, also check out their fantasy (PodCastle) and horror (PseudoPod) podcasts.
  • The NoSleep Podcast - Narrations of short horror stories posted to the NoSleep reddit board. It’s featured horror stories for every squick and trigger imaginable so be careful with this one if you aren’t into hardcore horror, and definitely heed the warnings at the beginnings of episodes.

True Crime

  • Serial - I don’t think it’s possible to be a podcast fan and not have (at the very least) heard about Serial. If you haven’t listened to it yet, definitely give it a go - there’s a reason it was at the top of the (Canadian) iTunes store for close to a year. It’s produced by ‘This American Life’, which is another professionally-produced podcast worthy of downloading.
  • Someone Knows Something - A series produced by CBC that examines unsolved cases of missing or murdered individuals.
  • Thin Air Podcast - Two English majors investigate cold cases by examining evidence and interviewing people involved with the original investigation.

Pending - I either haven’t started these or haven’t listened to enough to categorize them, but most have been rec’d by multiple sources so check them out!

  • A New Winter - A first-hand account of the unsolved murders and disappearances of 25 people in a small UK village.
  • The Cleansed: A Post-Apocalyptic Saga - (audio drama - sci-fi) An epic post-apocalyptic saga set in a world ravaged by fossil fuel scarcity.
  • Greater Boston - An audio drama set in Boston that blends the real and the unreal, the historical and the fantastical.
  • Hadron Gospel Hour - (audio drama - sci-fi)A sci-fi comedy/adventure following a duo of scientists stranded ouside of spacetime in the Hadron Bunker.
  • Jim Robbie and the Wanderers - (audio drama - sci-fi) Follows two female musicians travelling surreal America with their robot companion, Jim Robbie.
  • Monster Talk - (informational) Examines the science behind cryptozoological and legendary monsters. 
  • The Night Blogger - (audio drama - paranormal) It appears to follow blogger Brian Foster’s encounters with the paranormal.
  • Our Fair City - (audio drama - sci-fi) A campy (their words), post-apocalyptic audio drama.
  • Pete’s Paranormal Chronicles -  (audio drama) In 1996, Pete Schwartz began work on a documentary series called Pete’s Paranormal Chronicles, but his sanity began to unravel during the production of the program and he became completely immersed in a nationwide conspiracy.
  • The Twilight World of Ultimate Smoothness - A podcast chronicling the decline and fall of radio veteran Greg Willis. It is a 6-part mini-series.
  • Ruby: The Adventures of a Galactic Gumshoe -  (audio drama) Ruby is a hip, tough-talking detective hired to track down the malefactors who are manipulating the media on the planet Summa Nulla (the “high point of nothing”).
  • Unexplained - (informational) A podcast about strange and mysterious real-life events that continue to evade explanation.

As always, if there’s a podcast you like that’s missing from this list, please drop me a line (message, ask, fan mail, raven, etc. etc.) and I’ll check it out! I’ll also be adding a podcast link to my blog featuring this list with updates. Enjoy~

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Okay this is a little out there and I know it so I’m gonna front-load it here but at the core of my gun politics lie five crucial factors which are intimately tied together.

The first is that we know historically that fascism’s class collaborationist tendencies coupled with its reliance on militarized force in an ORGANIZED application means fascist coups/ takeovers have tended to receive crucial aid not directly from bourgeois democratic states but from crucial, informed, and powerful individuals within its military apparatus who have cryptofascist politics and the following to enact real policy, and I don’t think many would argue that there are not many crucial people in the US military whose nationalist fervor could be utilized by fascist forces.

The second is that reactionaries themselves have the arms, and many have the desire, right now as we speak, to engage in guerilla-style low level warfare that could rival local forces of the state itself as least until national forces were brought in the combat them, and that the best case scenario in those cases is total state crackdown which will impact completely uninvolved marginalized people as it has in the US for years.

The third is that the left does not, and marginalized people do not, have either the arms or the inclination toward this and while the lack of inclination is not a bad thing and I am wary of especially blood-thirsty leftists, pacifism doesn’t stop encroaching and armed fascists and this concerns me as both a leftist and a person who has a life to lose that falls under many groups targeted by fascists- LGBT people, women, black people and other people of color as groups stand to lose unthinkable ground in the event of anything like an increase in fascist power.

The fourth is that we in the US live in a country with more than one gun per citizen, and there is no buyback program like the one implemented in Australia that can possibly get the most dangerous people to voluntarily give them up, and there isn’t especially a forceful way to take them from fascists and reactionaries because there is no way to track each one down.

The fifth is that we know from trends in global politics that it isn’t just nonsense left rambling to talk practically about what we need to do to prepare to face fascists head on in our streets, that reactionaries are getting bolder and more organized and more violent by the day, that the social seeds for fascist uprising (mass unemployment, mass war-related upset and resulting immigration, agitated racists who before might not have posed violent threats but who are looking for a group to restore their glory and dignity) are there, and ultra conservative forces are gaining traction across the globe so excuse me if I don’t think complete disarming of the public is a smart policy right now.

That doesn’t mean basic gun control measures are a threat to our defense against fascism (if our defense against fascists depends on the arm of the law we are certain to lose) and things like keeping guns from domestic abusers are a very good start but we need to think critically about the time we are living in, and what it means to face this era unarmed on top of our current disorganization.

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Anonymous asked:

I just read the part of injustice where Dami kills Dick and am dying do u please have any happy everyone together batfam head canons??

BOY thatswhy i havent read injustice yet rip

  • Its canonthe batfam has movie nights so imagine that. Just. For a second.
  • IMAGINE how overwhelmed the new batkids arewhen they arrive to their first movie night, expecting the bats to be collectedand cool but instead they find Jason and Damian fighting because “WE’RE NOTWATCHING HOTEL FOR DOGS AGAIN, BRAT!” “WELL I AM NOT SITTING THROUGH PRIDE ANDPREJUICE FOR TWO HOURS, TODD. THAT OVERRATED, BORING MOVIE-” “TAKE THAT BACKYOU LITTLE SH-” while Tim and Steph are sitting on the sofa, tossing pop corn to Dick’s mouth, completely ignoring the two fighting, and Cass and Bruce arehushering them inside.
  • Imagine them!!!All huddling in the same sofa!! Steph ends on Cass’ lap (while Bruce is like “handswhere I can see them Ms Brown”), Damian always end up sleeping on Dick’s chestwhen they don’t pick a movie he likes, Jason on the floor with a blanket on hisshoulders sandwiched between Duke and Harper… Kate sitting on the corner with herfeet on Bruce’s lap and the popcorn bowl on her lap, joking with Tim and Barbara about the inaccuraciesof the movie….
  • For theannual Wayne Halloween Parties they always try to coordinate costumes a fewweeks prior the event because the last time they didn’t, Steph, Cass, Barbaraand Jason ended up all going as Wonder Woman. Diana, who was invited btw, wasextremely touched though. 
  • (To see who was the best ww they all had a lasso competition. It wasn’t clear who won, as all of them ended up tangled, but, the sentiment counts)
  • Last HalloweenCass and Steph went as batman and catwoman and Bruce almost had a heart attack when he saw them. All the other batkids knew about it, of course, so there are a few videos going around of the moment he saw them across the hall. Tim edited his video so mmm whatcha say played on the background.
  • They love making bets about everything. Especially Steph and Jason.
  • “hey Batgirl! Ten bucks say i can bench press Robin for three minutes without getting killed” “Oh Hood, you’re on” 
  • I bet i can arrive to Oracle’s tower before any of you” “I bet Black Bat can do it first and with me on her back” “Robin, hop on, let’s make this losers eat our dust” 
  • Damian loves stuffed animals, and everyone indulges him.  So far Dick has been the one to get him the most, but Bruce is really close behind. Jason buys him rare animals & Steph and Cass always get him Batman themed ones
  • OKAY SO Im like 90% sure the batkids have a groupchat and its chaos. They change the name all the time, send a lots of ridiculous memes, kick each other out, add again, leave, etc.
  • It currently looks like this (thanks tim) 
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batfam tier rankings

god tier:

cassandra cain - extremely strong - loving sister and friend - unbeatable - perfect

alfred pennyworth - best dad forever - immortal - does so much for everybody

great tier:

dick grayson - the Mom Friend - gives a lot of unsolicited advice always - very bisexual - eats too much fucking cereal

damian wayne - a literal child - a very angry and rude child - should try and be nicer

barbara gordon - says “lulz” - rude - knows too much

good tier:

stephanie brown - a total troll - gives everybody nicknames - extremely dedicated - too normal

bad tier:

jason todd - lives for drama - needs to stop - leave tim alone he has a lot to deal with okay

shit tier:

tim drake - doing too much - won’t shut up about star wars - gay - nosy fucker - little shit - loves new wave - condescending - rude - in love with his bf

bonus honorary member:

shit tier:

conner kent/kon-el - didn’t hug tim back!!!!!! - “hoo-ha” - DUNKS ON PEOPLE

@superbqy this is for you

i can’t believe you’re the only person in the world who’s ever been right

thanks i know

holy shit i forgot bruce

go home tier:

bruce wayne - go home

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How into mainstream media are you?

count how many of these franchise movies you’ve seen and reblog with the number you’ve seen in the tags! there’s a total of 112 movies listed

Marvel Cinematic Universe

  • Iron Man (2008)
  • The Incredible Hulk (2008)
  • Iron Man 2 (2010)
  • Thor (2011)
  • Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
  • The Avengers (2012)
  • Iron Man 3 (2013)
  • Thor: The Dark World (2013)
  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
  • Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
  • Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
  • Ant-Man (2015)

Harry Potter

  • Philosopher’s Stone (2001)
  • Chamber of Secrets (2002)
  • Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
  • Goblet of Fire (2005)
  • Order of the Phoenix (2007)
  • Half-Blood Prince (2009)
  • Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010)
  • Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011)

James Bond

  • Casino Royale (2006)
  • Quantum of Solace (2008)
  • Skyfall (2012)
  • Spectre (2015 coming soon)

The Lord of the Rings

  • The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
  • The Two Towers (2002)
  • The Return of the King (2003)

The Hobbit

  • An Unexpected Journey (2012)
  • The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
  • The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Star Wars

  • The Phantom Menace (1999)
  • Attack of the Clones (2002)
  • Revenge of the Sith (2005)
  • A New Hope (1977)
  • The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
  • Return of the Jedi (1983)
  • The Force Awakens (2015 coming soon)

Spider-Man

  • Spider-Man (2002)
  • Spider-Man 2 (2004)
  • Spider-Man 3 (2007)
  • The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Fast and the Furious

  • The Fast and the Furious (2001)
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
  • Fast & Furious (2009)
  • Fast Five (2011)
  • Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
  • Furious 7 (2015)

DC

  • Batman Begins (2005)
  • The Dark Knight (2008)
  • The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
  • Man of Steel (2013)

Transformers

  • Transformers (2007)
  • Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
  • Dark of the Moon (2011)
  • Age of Extinction (2014)

Pirates of the Caribbean

  • The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
  • Dead Man’s Chest (2006)
  • At World’s End (2007)
  • On Stranger Tides (2011)

Jurassic Park

  • Jurassic Park (1993)
  • The Lost World (1997)
  • Jurassic Part III (2001)
  • Jurassic World (2015)

The Twilight Saga

  • Twilight (2008)
  • New Moon (2009)
  • Eclipse (2010)
  • Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011)
  • Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012)

X-Men

  • X-Men (2002)
  • X2 (2003)
  • The Last Stand (2006)
  • Origins: Wolverine (2009)
  • First Class (2011)
  • The Wolverine (2013)
  • Days of Future Past (2014)

Mission: Impossible

  • Mission: Impossible (1996)
  • Mission: Impossible II (2000)
  • Mission: Impossible III (2006)
  • Ghost Protocol (2011)
  • Rogue Nation (2015)

The Hunger Games

  • The Hunger Games (2012)
  • Catching Fire (2013)
  • Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)
  • Mockingjay Part 2 (2015 coming soon)

Indiana Jones

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
  • Temple of Doom (1984)
  • Last Crusade (1989)
  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Star Trek

  • Star Trek (2009)
  • Into Darkness (2013)

Terminator

  • The Terminator (1984)
  • Judgment Day (1991)
  • Rise of the Machines (2003)
  • Judgement Day (2009)
  • Genisys (2015)

The Divergent Series

  • Divergent (2013)
  • Insurgent (2014)

The Maze Runner

  • The Maze Runner (2014)
  • The Scorch Trials (2015)

Mad Max

  • Mad Max (1979)
  • Mad Max 2 (1981)
  • Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
  • Fury Road (2015)

Planet of the Apes

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2012)
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Alien

  • Alien (1979)
  • Aliens (1986)
  • Alien 3 (1992)
  • Resurrection (1997)
  • Prometheus (2012)
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Flower, Flame, & Flesh

On ritualistic offerings and sacrifices

One of the greatest joys I know is the delight in offering a sacrifice to your god(s); to know that something from your hands has been given over to one you adore in total faithfulness is bliss.

The first murder in the Bible was fueled by jealousy; from anger and distress that a sacrifice was not good enough. Cain saw that God rested his favor on the offering of his brother, and that broke him- to know that his gift to God was second-rate was unbearable. That this is one of the first stories in Abrahamic belief is no coincidence. Our offerings are not trivial. The gifts we give to our god(s) aren’t just for shits and giggles.

I’m honestly having trouble thinking of a religion WITHOUT an example on the importance of ritual sacrifice. One of the first acts of Prometheus was to steal from a sacrificial meal to the gods. In a Vedic Hymn, there is a tale of creation based out of the ritualistic dismemberment of man. Mayan culture is famous for its practice of bloodletting ceremonies to appease the gods. In fact, the entirety of the Christian religion itself is based upon the idea of a perfect sacrifice that was worthy enough to redeem all mankind; one that is still replicated every hour of every day in Masses throughout the world.

Clearly, the presentation of offerings to god(s)- whether for appeasement by tribute or out of love and devotion- is a crucial aspect of religions across the world. However, these sorts of sacrificies have dwindled as cultures become homogenized (due greatly to colonization) and as people become displaced from their faiths. This is especially noticeable in America, where religions that traditionally make sacrifices- such as Judaism and Hinduism, notably- are demonized, thanks much to the aggressive sanitation carried out by white Protestants.

As a result of this, I see a whole lot of people on tumblr who are diving into religion with absolutely no idea of how to make sacrifices or other offerings to their god(s). Now, this is by no means a definitive guide that you MUST follow to make any sort of worthy offering, but it is, i think, a good start to understanding the nature of the gifts we give.

(Of course, if your religion has a historical precedence of giving offerings a certain way, I totally encourage looking into that first! This is all based on my own personal experience and observation, and I’m absolutely open to criticism and other opinions here!)

TYPES OF OFFERINGS AND THE MOTIVATION BEHIND THEM

I’ve found that most offerings that I give can be sorted neatly into three groups- all regarding the nature of the gift’s presentation. I’ve tentatively named these categories “Flower”, “Flame”, and “Flesh”.

  1. Flower: Something that can grow; a living offering and constant sacrifice, either by deed or through cultivation
  2. Flame: A sacrifice that has value to the god(s) despite its lack of “usefulness” toward humans; often one whose merit lies in its beauty alone
  3. Flesh: A sacrifice of death; of snuffing out a life to give it over to the god(s)

Expanding upon them a little more, each type of offering has its own notable features that make it pleasing to the recipient. Though the mind and will of our god(s) is/are far out of our range of understanding, these types of sacrifices stay constant across many cultures and religions.

FLOWER

A flowering offering is one that expands to reach others, or one that betters the person giving it. It’s named as a nod to how one might upkeep a garden; though it has merit in its beauty and is pleasing to the eye, it can also serve for food or for meditation. Flowers may be cultivated to bloom into a great offering over a period of time and, though it may take a lot of effort, the steady blooming will be of great honor to both you and those you wish to devote the work to. Some examples of a flower offering are:

  • Regularly donating to or working with a charity that exemplifies the values of your god(s)
  • Educating yourself on a craft or skill that better prepares you to serve your god(s)

For example, if one worships a war god, one might wish to work out and hone your body to be capable of defending yourself. On your end, you get totally ripped. On your god’s end, you’re now able to serve them more dutifully and more in-line with what they require.

FLAME

A flame offering is one that has little practical use and is made primarily for the joy of the god(s). It’s named in honor of the practice of keeping an eternal fire burning in a temple- an act that is present in ancient and modern religions worldwide. Some examples of a flame offering are:

  • Keeping a literal fire going throughout your worship time
  • Curating and maintaining a shrine
  • Watching over a sacred space

For example, if there is a place that you feel particularly connected to your god(s), set that aside as a holy space just for them. Mark it appropriately and turn it into a space of adoration and devotion. Keep it clean, pure, and make it an example of your relationship with your god(s).

FLESH

A flesh offering is a literal sacrifice. It’s named, quite obviously, in homage to the practice of placing a living (or once-living) thing before one’s god(s). Now, this doesn’t necessarily mean that blood MUST be shed to constitute a flesh offering; it can be as peaceful as plucking a rose and putting it in a vase at their altar. Some examples of a flesh offering are:

  • Literally making a blood offering
  • Preparing a meal for your god(s)
  • Giving over the first fruits of your labor- the first flower of spring or the first apple on your tree

For example, If one is an adept cook, they might decide to take a portion of the beef they were about to grill and set it aside as an offering. Though the specifics of how to actually “offer” it vary by culture and tradition, the act of giving something up from your hands and into the arms of your god(s) is a beautiful thing.

WHAT OFFERINGS ARENT: 

Your leftovers.

Offerings are not an afterthought. Though there’s really truly no WRONG way to go about honoring your god(s) with offerings when it’s done in sincerity, there’s a clear difference between, say, offering them the last dregs of your can of Sprite and pouring some inexpensive wine in a glass at their altar. Offerings do not have to be extravagant to be of value, but they do have to be made in love and with respect.

Bearing this all in mind, the relationship you have between you and your god(s) is between you and them, period. Your own experience with them is paramount, and I encourage you to delve into the mysteries of what they enjoy and what delights them. Look into historical precedence, if such resources are available. Use your own discernment. Above all, though, offer them the respect that is due. An offering of sincere loving prayer can be treasured above all the wine and riches in the world.

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Ready? Mattenai yo… LOVE!!

Mitsuketa![Yoshiko] Kimi wa sabishii hitomi datta[Yoshiko]

Kodou ga natteru[Riko] Te ni irenasai to[Riko]

Reisei na hodo no atsusa wo tanoshimeru no[Mari] Takamaru omoi wa osaete[Mari]

Shizuka ni Atsumeru kimi no jouhou[Riko] Tashikani Kachiaru Sensitive mind[Yoshiko]

Haigo ni ayumiyoru suriru ga tamaranai[Yoshiko] nerai sadametara nigasanai kara[Yoshiko]

Nigasanai kara My target!!

(Trap in Dice) koi no wana kara (Trap in Night) hajimaritai (Trap in Heart) odori nagara jinsei no Ruuretto

(Unmei wa) arikitari ja tsumaranai Tokubetsu o kanjitai no

Ubaitai kimi no koto Mattenai yo LOVE!!

Mebieru kao ga[Yoshiko] Mitai no nante sa[Mari]

Takuramu toki wa kitto warui kao ne[Riko] Itadakitai no wa sono kokoro yo[Yoshiko] Morokute ayaui yasashisa[Mari]

Shizuka na Kodoku o aisuru kimi[Riko]

Tashikana Kagayaki hanatsu no[Yoshiko] Kidzukarenai uchi ni watashi no mono ni shitai[Yoshiko]

Nerai sadame da yo nigasanai kara[Mari] Nigasanai kara My target!!

(Tricking Dice) koi ni kaketara (Tricking Night) ato ni hikenai (Tricking Heart) katsu dake desho jinsei wa Ruuretto

(Unmei to) wakaru deai suteki da wa Tokubetsu o kanjitara

(Yohane, shoukan)

Te ni irete[Yoshiko] Himetaru koe wa berry no kaori Trap in one night[Yoshiko] Akai berry amaku tsuyoku[Riko] Shitatatte

(Tricking Dice) [Mari] Koi ni kaketara[Riko]

(Tricking Night) [Mari] Ato ni hikenai[Yoshiko]

(Tricking Heart) [Mari] katsu dake desho[Mari] Jinsei wa Ruuretto

(Trap in Dice) koi no wana kara (Trap in Night) hajimaritai (Trap in Heart) odori nagara Jinsei no Ruuretto

(Unmei wa) arikitari ja tsumaranai Tokubetsu o kanjitai no

Ubaitai kimi no koto Mattenai yo amai amai berry

Kokoro ni aka no Yuuwaku Berry Trapper nerai sadameta yo

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After over a month of work, this is finally ready.

This is in many ways my final statement on Homestuck as a whole, and though I don’t go over absolutely everything related to the ending here, I am pretty confident it’ll make at least some people reconsider how upset they are with the ending. I’d like to thank @olive-the-olive and @finalvortex for beta reading for me, as well as @joyceanfartboner, @kajy, and @fragilesoftmachines earlier on. You were all rad! I’d also like to thank (and tag) a number of writers who made writing this possible. @bladekindeyewear, @stormingtheivory, @wakraya, @purplepurpleunicornsparkle, as well as  @mikerugnetta who’s video about Violence proved to be instrumental, and finally Tex Talks, who doesn’t have a tumblr but is still one of the most fascinating voices in Homestuck analysis today, and you should really be following his work. I’ll let the piece speak for itself. My deepest wish is that it will help people unhappy with the ending feel better, but if you find my arguments unsatisfying on some level, please let me know. I’d love to engage with discussion about this pretty much 24/7.

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a rockhound's guide to buying rocks, minerals, and crystals

starting a new rock collection can be pretty daunting! here’s some tips for beginners & collectors that i’ve cultivated from my own experiences collecting rocks:

1) decide which specimens you’re looking for. sometimes this is really hard for new collectors bc getting yourself familiarized with the thousands of varieties of rocks and minerals out there takes time! if you don’t know where to begin, here’s a small list of stones i recommend any collector get:

labradorite, fluorite, moonstone, any variety of aura quartz, amethyst, selenite, clear quartz, and celestite

i picked these stones for aesthetic reasons. if you’re on tumblr and you’ve been reblogging pictures of pretty stones like i have i can promise you THESE are a lot of the stones you’re seeing. not only do a lot of them have neat optical effects like flash and iridescence, but they all have very pleasing colors as well. on top of that all of these stones are incredibly easy to come by!

now, if you’re collecting for spiritual reasons i’d give you an entirely different list of starter stones. but a lot of spiritual collecting has to do w following your instincts and buying the stones that feel right, so this post should still be helpful to you!

2) search whichever stone you’re looking for on etsy. etsy is THE place for crystals & rocks! i would recommend starting on etsy before going to eBay – there’s a lot of things you should be on the lookout for from eBay sellers and it can be daunting. etsy is a good starting point.

if you’re able to find a nice specimen – click on the shop and see what else they’re selling! SOOO many etsy sellers sell tons of varieties of rocks and minerals. it’s a great way to familiarize yourself with the different stones out there and find what really interests you.

that being said – just as a heads up: most etsy sellers (depending on the item) take a picture of any given specimen of that type of rock and post it as the listing. 75% of the time you aren’t seeing the EXACT specimen you’ll be getting.

if you’re concerned about that never hesitate to hit up the seller and ask for a photo of an exact specimen they can send to you, or what specimens they have available. in my experience etsy sellers are incredibly helpful and friendly and they are willing to assist you, which is a part of why i like the site so much for buying rocks.

3) after you do some exhaustive searching you may find yourself a little unsure and burnt out. rock shopping is a heavy sensory load for me – it’s always kind of an Experience.

one thing that i REALLY recommend is going on etsy and searching phrases like “crystal parcel” “crystal bundle” “rock parcel” etc.

what comes up is sets of crystals randomly put together into cute little packages, sometimes with other things like feathers, shells, or sage! these packages are soooo great for beginners and often include the staples – fluorite, amethyst, quartz – and serve as a wonderful starting point for any collector. it’s also nice not to have to pick out the rocks yourself or decide what you want stone by stone – it’s a great way to start or build on any collection. a great number of my specimens came from crystal parcels!

4) after you’ve exhausted etsy and if you still feel up to rock shopping, head over to eBay.

some notes about eBay: - most sellers are from china. while the shipping is usually free, it takes FOREVER. i’ve had things take as long as 2 months to get to me. consider that when purchasing. - sellers are often very unresponsive or difficult to communicate with, unlike etsy - while you almost 100% are seeing the exact specimen you get – be aware that this crystal is being shipped (unless you live in China yourself!) a pretty damn long distance. i will say – i’ve NEVER had a crystal crack or break when being shipped to me, but it’s a possibility nonetheless - be very careful of who you purchase from. i’ve noticed many of the accounts i have bought from are extremely new and don’t have many sales or 100% positive feedback. and while i’ve never had a bad experience, i knew it was a gamble & i’ve seen firsthand FURIOUS reviews from people who never got their item or it came to them in pieces. it’s a risk you take when you shop for this stuff on eBay.

that being said! eBay is wonderful for finding bigger specimens at a lower price, and the variety of aura Quartz available for pretty cheap on eBay is PHENOMENAL. it’s worth a look around for sure.

this is a handy little guide for buying popular crystals online & what to look out for.

theres a lot of stuff i personally don’t give a shit about – like, i know aura Quartz is heat treated and not “natural”. i know most of my citrine is treated amethyst. i don’t care. it doesn’t bug me. most of my smoky Quartz is heat treated as well!

but i wanted to post that here because for some people it will matter a lot.

and there are things that DO bother me when buying crystals – i HATE seeing “clear quartz” listings that are blatantly glass. i have received actual stones before that are very obviously glass. it. drives. me. nuts.

one cool thing that link explains is the difference in fractures in glass vs. quartz, which can be a huge tip off.

anyways:

with that all being said – happy hunting! i hope this post has been helpful!

p.s. most sellers on etsy (and i’ve had ones on eBay do it too) will include extra stones with your order as a gift :) it’s a lovely little touch and adds a bit of excitement to opening every package i get. it’s definitely something to look forward to when you order crystals online ❤️

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today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

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Garfield is a Youkai

So… I think beloved comics page feline and king of comedy “Garfield” is a bakeneko. Shocking, I know. Here is my evidence:

According to Japanese folklore, a cat may become a bakeneko by meeting any of the following three conditions: -Living over ten years of age. Check -Reaching one kan (3.75 kg or 8.25 lbs) in weight Big Check

Once transformed, bakeneko gain a range of paranormal powers. These powers are used to haunt the household they live in. They include: -menacing (even eating) sleeping humans

That’s a check.

-walking on its hind legs.

HMM.

-They may use their shape-shifting powers to live a life as a human would normally …

-… sometimes by taking the place of a member of the household after killing and consuming them in their sleep.

Bakeneko also have the ability to eat anything in their way, regardless of size

or edibility.

Bakeneko are also sometimes said to have the power to enter someone’s dreams.

The evidence is all right there, people. Garfield is a godless youkai and must be exterminated. Fuck you Garfield.

The job is already being covered.

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Identifying Liberalism

I thought that it might be a good idea to have a small guide/list on what liberalism is as seen by The Left, particularly for people who may be new to revolutionary thought or who want to better understand what we mean by liberalism. I think for the latter this is especially important because the vast majority of us grow up and tend to think of politics in a binary dichotomy – liberal/conservative, progressive/status quo, etc., and as a result think of the realm of politics as being a sort of linear plane under which you fall.

This is the sort of thinking that leads one to hold reactionary views (in the case of the commonly understood liberalism, this would be upholding the status quo and not actually addressing systematic issues). People who often identify as liberal, progressive, open-minded, tolerant, etc., presume that they fight for change when in actuality they do little more than make oppression feel a little more cozy. So how, then, do we see this liberalism manifest in the world? These are some examples that are readily available for observation and easy to digest.

- It is the belief that change will come and systematic oppression will end with the right politicians, and that voting is the most effective tool the working class has. Often, this comes with a stark contrast (i.e. vote for Sanders, or Trump might win, and this will be A Big Bad Thing!!!)

- It is the belief that politics and views should be private and not openly and often discussed, lest friendships be shaken; let bygones be bygones, keep quiet, cast your ballot, and move on with your life. 

- Liberalism is having a racist family member whom you do not challenge out of a lack of desire to create conflict.

- Liberalism is allowing friends to make transphobic jokes and comments, and to remain silent (or to join along as to not be “That Uptight Guy”)

- It is to excuse racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism, etc., in your peers, because stable, individual friendships are valued over challenging bigotry.

- It is to give a platform and legitimacy for groups that oppress or spread hate when they are not actively being a bigot (i.e., to keep supporting a rapist/racist/misogynist just because you like their art)

- Liberalism is allowing Neo-nazis to remain unchallenged, under the guise of the right to freedom of speech and stating that they have every right to spew their hatred.

- Liberalism is telling the transgender person that they cannot have their humanity recognized, because society is not ready for it.

- Liberalism is believing that racism will be ended if enough progressive officials make anti-discrimination laws.

- Liberalism is the belief that the answer to stopping homophobia is to simply create more gay characters in the media.

- Liberalism is the belief that transgender people being allowed to serve openly in the military is progression.

- Liberalism is excusing bigotry in the media by stating freedom of expression; that it’s okay to speak and discuss hateful things so long as you are not physically acting on them.

- Liberalism is viewing all rights as inherently equal; that gay peoples’ rights to marriage must be seen as important as a religious person’s belief that they should not be married.

- Liberalism is the idea that all forms of violence are equally reprehensible; that white supremacists attacking black people is as bad as black people attacking white supremacists.

- It is the feminism that states that makeup and high heels are an empowering statement and a powerful demonstration of feminism.

- It is the feminism that does not recognize men as a class of people who oppress women, the feminism that views struggle under the patriarchy as equal.

- It is the feminism that states that hating men or not being invested in men’s issues is bad feminism; it is the feminism that is meant to make men feel safe and unchallenged. 

- It is the feminism that states “I love men, but hate the patriarchy.”

- It is the sex-positive feminism that states nothing sexual can contribute to upholding patriarchal power.

- It is White Feminism.

- It is the “radical” feminists who declare war on trans women and invest their time and energy into fighting them rather than structural power.

- It is the “radical” feminists who uses the law and policing to harm other women – sex workers – under the guise of sympathy and liberation.

- Liberalism is the belief that recognizing different forms of marriage will be a peak step in eliminating homophobia and transphobia.

- Liberalism is believing that capitalism simply needs tweaking and is not connected to any form of social oppression and contributes to it; it ignores that many poor people are socially marginalized (i.e. not white, transgender, etc.)

- Liberalism is believing that trans men and trans women are equally oppressed, and a failure to see how identities intersect to create additional oppression (i.e., the majority of transgender deaths in the USA are black trans women)

- It is the inability to view power structures (i.e. the patriarchy, cisnormativity) as tied in to the oppressor class. In other words, believing that most men are good and simply misguided, that most cis people are good but uneducated. It fails to recognize the prevalence of sexism, transphobia, racism, that all people hold and ignores the socialization that each person (including the marginalized class) internalizes that then contribute to upholding structural power.

- Liberalism is, at its core, existing under the guise of progress, yet seeks nothing but reformation within the existing capitalist society and existing social structures. Liberalism is de-weaponizing feminism, downplaying our heterosexist society, telling marginalized people to wait until the laws are changed.

These are but a few examples. The core of all of these, and every other liberal way of looking at the world, is that it serves to uphold the status quo and not actually progress dismantling class structures in a meaningful way. Abstract words like peace, liberty, freedom, democracy, are tossed around in its rhetoric; it considers every person and every belief to be of equal value and thinks that the best solution is to wait a few generations and hope that they will learn.

On an individual level some of these may seem far-fetched. What does it matter if a friend casually makes sexist remarks, or if a comedian or TV show takes a jab at transgender people? This is again where liberalism fails, because everyone else is thinking the same thing. The liberal is content to go through life while rarely challenging their peers, as they are content to live and not think of how all individuals contribute to problematic cultural values. They are content to apply labels to themselves such as feminist, anti-racist, a trans ally, and view this as a sign of their revolutionary progressiveness; yet they will often will not speak out against injustice when they can (and are safe to – obviously, we do not expect a trans woman to constantly challenge bigots and risk a violent refute)

In other words, liberalism can be thought of as “Someone else will take care of it” – that someone else, generally, being the government or schools. Rather than educate their peers, encourage critical thinking, making it clear that a person being racist, sexist, classist, etc., is wrong and unacceptable, they will remain forever silent. They will be content to be in the presence of these sorts of people so long as they do not feel threatened; women will befriend men so long as they aren’t sexist to an uncomfortable agree, people will befriend racists so long as they don’t bring it up often, or because they knew the person long enough before their reactionary views became known to the liberal. At which point desire for friendship triumphs over their beliefs (which goes back to the whole “separate friends and politics” thing)

Liberalism believes change can be enacted from the top down; equality laws, prisons, reformation, education, will eventually solve our problems. Capitalism must be tweaked or money redistributed, enough anti-discrimination bills must be passed, and we will be on the road to freedom. These assumptions are false and liberalism – while making single issues on an individual level better (it’s of course nice for the media to have more gay characters) –  in the long run they do not serve to dismantle capitalism nor destroy societal power structures. Liberalism and the passivity it encourages is to be combated.

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ok look i know its not comic canon but ever since i found out pietro and wanda were jewish (back when all i knew was x-men evolution) i’ve wanted them to be buds with kitty pryde

we are several years a couple of movies and so many comics past that point but, i still want it

the maximoffs are jewish mutants and need to have jewish mutant seders with kitty that is all bYe 

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Headcanon that Magneto “kidnaps” all Jewish mutants - and probably several Jewish non-mutant heroes for a Seder every year, because he knows it’s the only way they’ll be able to make the time for it, since there’s villains attacking every two seconds. 

The Avengers and X-men track down their missing teammates roughly around the time of “Chad Gadya”. 

I would read this comic

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R-who-is-not-on-Tumblr and I have QUESTIONS

Does using a mutant power count as work?  Is it enough to not actively use your power, or would really Orthodox mutants look for a temporary suppressant?

Who would be the Shabbos non-Jew for Magneto?  I mean, Charles, obviously, back in the day, but now?  Pyro, maybe? 99.9% sure Nightcrawler would be there for Kitty.

Would creating this as a LARP be as amazing as I think?

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Don’t forget Ben Grimm in your Jewish Marvel Characters group.

When did this blow up

anyway Kurt is def the Shabbos goy for Kitty bc Kitty is the guardian of whatever he gives up for Lent

Magneto probably got Toad to do that during the brotherhood days but who knows

Ben Grimm is the uncle who hides the afikoman in the same place every year

anyway if someone does the art I’ll write this marvel hire me

Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes talking post-mission stuff when suddenly, Bucky’s metal arm points upwards and he winds up being carried away. The last thing he hears Bucky yell before he disappears into the sky behind Magneto is “I RSVP’d this year, Magnus! This really isn’t - “

“It’s tradition that I kidnap you, Barnes. And after all, tonight is all about tradition!”

i have just been informed moon knightis also jewish so i will be reading all his comics immediately anyway imagine patrilineal bobby drake mind his own business doing x-men business like teaching kids how to kill things with their powers when suddenly nYOOOOOOM and he’s gone on the ground there’s a note like “you’re invited to the maximoff family seder 5776, please RSVP and indicate preferred method of kidnapping” and there are little boxes next to options like “reality portal” “speedster pickup” “metal”

did someone say they need a rromani jewish artist? SUP GUYS

you me wombatking lets make this happen

Dr. Walter Langkowski drops by from Canada. No one bats an eyelash when the 8-foot-tall Sasquatch walks in. It’s not even in the top ten bizarre things that happen when Magneto hosts his annual seder. 

If this actually becomes a comic I will buy 20. I know a lot of people I need to gift it to.

it’s almost passover, i’m bringing this shiz back

ok but I want to know more about how Magneto leads the Seder

is his style “mumblerush through all the liturgical text as fast as possible and skip bits if everyone is bored” or “every single word gets read aloud and translated since most of us don’t know a lot of Hebrew” or “find a new variant text every year to keep things interesting” or what

does he pick individuals at the table to take turns reading aloud (and assign the bit about the Wicked Son to whoever he’s most annoyed with at the moment)

is there singing

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Um. This is fairly obvious, I think.  There’s a tradition of leftist seders, of feminist seders, of stonewall seders. A family we regularly did a seder with at least two years out of three had half the wobblie songbook at the back of their hagadah.

Magneto would run a MUTANT SEDER. It would have a lot of the liturgy, but not all and not strictly (no one is going to argue Magnus is particularly observant) but it would also have a lot of sidenotes about the oppression and coming liberation of the Mutants. A reading about Genosha-as-Mitzrayim. A genetic sample on the seder plate. A reading about inviting all mutants in to come eat and how Eliyahu is probably masquerading as a Morlock with teleportation powers. Very pointed shade thrown at En Sabah Nur. “If he had destroyed Master Mold and not returned the Phoenix Force Dayyenu If he had returned the Phoenix Force and not restarted mutant births Dayyenu.”

Moon Knight is, of course, always embarrassed during the seder. He’s Jewish, but he’s also the champion of an Egyptian god, so he’s very conflicted about the liturgy, especially the plague of darkness, which seems to offend the patron of travelers-by-night.

Billy brings Teddy, and they’re both happy to be there, but they don’t sit near Wanda – he just can’t deal sometimes and neither can she. 

This – not Christmas, not any other day of the year – is the one day nobody starts shit. After all. We have literally seen God in the Marvel Context and He’s LITERALLY JEWISH.

(full disclosure: I may have been hoping someone would go there)

Attempts to retell the Pesach story descending into actual physical brawls over whether Moses was a mutant, tho.

annual reminder that I did write a story where Magneto and Shadowcat host a seder 

(it is in a pocket universe with characters I like and no real adherence to any particular canon or timeline, but it exists)

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This is all great but I’m also just really glad to have am excuse to re-read @anachronistique ’s story. :DDD

This. is the best. now I have what to think about while counting pages.

Oh, Magneto is soooooo into seder (and is probably the only jew that likes seder) with all the “from oppression to liberty” themes and being the chosen ppl and he’s all about the beyad hazaka vebe zroa netuya (with a mighty hand, and with an outstretched arm) . Yes, this is definitely his holiday.

p.s. lol picturing the twins and kitty searching for the afikoman is hilarious.

p.s.2 I bet Magneto finds some loophole that allows him to use mutations on Shabbat and holidays. 

HELLO A FIC SIGN ME UP

But I thought they already had a version of this? I am pretty sure I read a comic where they had a Seder or Chanukah??? I can’t remember specifically though. I just know that Ben Grimm was there…Kitty Pryde…wow it has been so long since I have seen that comic

Does @markrosewater know about this post?

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There are so many people saying that this is “the best way homestuck could have ended” and like….what are you talking about

Is there any specific ending that would have pleased Everybody? No, of course not! But this…..didnt actively PLEASE anybody because theres no heart in it.

Everything that you guys are praising about act 7 (an ending open to interpretation/transformative work, “all” of the kids/trolls being safe/happy (even though we only see maybe 6 of them and half of them arent emoting at all), an ending that didnt worry about trying to do Too Many Things and answer more questions than it could handle)

All of that could have easily been RETAINED in any number of different endings and STILL GIVEN THE READERS PALPABLE EMOTIONAL PAYOFF if only hussie had CARED TO PUT IN THE EFFORT

I was refreshing the page at 11:59est fully prepared to BAWL MY EYES OUT and so was everybody i was simul-watching the upd8 with. I was absolutely ready to fucking cry

You know what would have gotten me to cry? Anything. Literally any fucking thing. I had amped myself up about homestuck so hard the entire day, the entire week that even the sparsest MORSEL of acknowledgement that i had read seven damn years-worth of webcomic would have sufficed in making me weep.

Things hussie could have included that would have resulted in emotional engagement on my part & would have taken minimal effort from him but still have shown that he respected me at all as a reader:

  • “A young man stands in his bedroom.” Or any phrase from the first page so that homestuck would actually be the mobius strip it acted like it was
  • or any legendary phrase from homestuck!! There are so many quotes that would have destroyed me, homestuck has no shortage of emotional, philosophically-engaging dialogue/narration that it could have referenced in its final moments
  • seeing the black narration text at all?? “THE END” and nothing else in the black text could have had a huge impact on me if the video had been more emotional, but because it wasnt, the dramatic and succinct “THE END” completely fell flat.
  • sburban jungle. This song DEFINES homestuck for me and, again, using this in the final flash would have played perfectly into the mobius strip, “homestuck will never really be over” effect that you guys are trying so hard to find in act 7.
  • or really ANY of the iconic musical motifs. One of the things that most set homestuck apart as a webcomic was the fact that it was musically punctuated! If we had heard ANY of the characters’ motifs or songs i would have fucking wept, regardless of the rest of the content
  • seeing literally any of the characters be…yknow….gay? I dont even fucking mean “boohoo my ship isnt canon” i mean fucking rose and kanaya ARE ALREADY DATING IN-COMIC the animation showed them standing next to each other if they had just HELD HANDS i wouldnt have felt so cheated as a gay person whos been life-changingly invested in the comic and for whom so much of the value of homestuck was from having characters that werent straight in a world where there is so little media like that
  • a fucking clip show honestly!!! Just seeing images and visuals from ANY of the past seven years would have incited tears, i didnt need a beautiful new animation tbqh!
  • using any of the armless character sprites. Literally its so silly but that post that says “character development: homestuck went from no arms to having arms” is absolutely spot-on because that visual/stylistic change really highlights homestuck going from something weird and special to something entirely bland
  • ok honestly? I have complete repsect for the animator who made act 7 its incredibly polished and im sure they poured a lot of work into it but. Just fucking. Using hussies artwork for THE BIG FINALE EPILOGUE would have helped. If youre going to have the last week of updates, the entire last leg of act 6, be comprised of only guest art, YOU CANT ALSO HAVE ACT 7 BE GUEST ART. that takes away definition from the media itself, that dilutes it. Its indistinguishable from watching a fan-made hypothetical act 7 animation made in 2012.

like fucking whatever im gay for still giving a shit 13 hours later i guess but i put years of my life into this and i feel like as a reader ive been done a disservice. the ending was polished but completely lacking in substance, and doing ANY ONE OF ^THESE SIMPLE, SIMPLE THINGS would have changed that entirely and actually made it meaningful

do i personally believe homestuck should have been open-ended? not quite, but i am fully capable of seeing the value in an open ending for something so sprawling and intricate, even if i think it isnt really in line with the tone/goals of the comic overall. this isnt just an open ending though, its really lazy and had no heart put into it, i would have done anything for the slightest fucking nod or reference to seven years worth of content,

i feel disrespected and people acting like i should like the current ending or be happy with it is so dismissive and belittling. as readers we genuinely deserved better, we deserved to be thrown a fucking bone even if its just a SINGLE LINE OF TEXT commemorating something thats meant so much to so many of us. this is vapid and for ppl i respect and whose opinions i value to be acting like i should Just Be Happy & Grateful For What I Got is so. its sssssso missing the point and youre fucking SETTLING for less than you deserve, tbqh.

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