Just making sure this is very fucking clear

incredible

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

me: new jersey fucking sucks

new jersey:

me: never mind new jersey fucking rules 

i was wondering why ppl were rbing this old ass post. happy danny devito day

Missed it last year, won’t miss it again.

alas, the meaning of "enshittification" is already getting diluted

one might even say - no, I daren't -

untitled comic by Pas @\paxiti on twitter

every outfit gets better with a bit of tummy showing

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

So basically anything with a screen these days is a computer. Your TV? Computer. Phone? Computer. Gas pump? Computer. And a lot of those computers are running a fork of Windows, because Microsoft is very good at building for corporate use. But it's a fork with most of the same features, because MS has no reason to rebuild their entire OS just for your SmartFridge. Instead, it just boots up a barebones Windows fork, and then auto-launches whatever program McDonalds uses for their drive-through menu or whatever. Which means with the right inputs, you can close that program. And open whatever MS has installed by default, like Solitaire, Word, or Edge.

This is generally not relevant to the user, but if you want to do something on a device that it doesn't allow you to do, getting out of the initial program it forces you into is usually step 1.

all I could hear was growling, so I stood up to take a look

when Belphie can't find Grim, he walks around the house meowing like a kitten calling for his mother

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

[ID: Tumblr reply by xoadoratio [posted march 10] this is the woman the killers made a song about.

a reply from chamberOfVictoriasSecrets reads: This is why you have to just respect someone's pronouns whatever they are. You never know what someone is going through. Maybe they are addicted to the bit. /end ID]

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

I do sincerely love that every mention of my fursonas is either "Mattie would queen out with the Muppets" or "I think Mattie would mishandle loaded firearms."

I’m no Kermit the frog, but I think if Mattie visited Mississippi it would be a little like this

i paint. and because someone told me that another student wanted to get his portrait done i approached this man who i have barely exchanged two sentences before and said "i heard you want to get painted. i'll do it for 500"

and it took as two very confusing and exparating minutes of haggling about the price and outlining the logistics of said painting during which i said sentences like "you can be naked if you want but that would be extra" and "what do you mean why would you pay me. i do all the work?" while he got increasingly more flushed until i put my foot down and said "well if you want to be painted baroque style that's gonna cost some money" and he said "oh my god PAINTED. that makes a lot more sense."

turns out he misheard me and thought a stranger. a random person. came up to him in the middle of the lecture hall in front of god and everyone and loudly and confidently said "i heard you want get pegged." and then got mad at his refusal to pay half a grand for it. can you fucking imagine

you’re making agent cooper proud