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make me brave

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emily | 22 | she/her | i just wanna have a good time okay
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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

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I want to see you on Monday after school [Haikyuu!! doujinshi] (OiHina)

I post the scanlation for this OiHina doujinshi I scanned last year, thanks to the help of  kuroukuriko who did the scanlation!

I’ll probably post the second part for the OiHina week.

Title: I want to see you on Monday after school Type: Doujinshi Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Pg15 Pairing: Oikawa Tooru x Hinata Shouyou Artist / Circle: Taku Takashima

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aokagakuro no.11

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::prayer hands emoji:: 

Aokagakuro, #11: Things you said when you were drunk. Takes place in my polyamory ‘verse bc i can’t write them any other way rn, post-everything (Post Rise Like the Morning Stars specifically I suppose considering it’s from Aomine’s POV) 

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“Um,” said Kuroko. His cheeks were a little bright, his teeth catching and playing with his lower lip as he thought. “Four.” 

They’re drawn in close together, ostensibly for warmth in the drafty cabin, although if Aomine weren’t so comfortable he might have moved away from where Kagami was pressed against his side because seriously, the dude was like a space heater. He had one of his stupidly heavy arms draped over Aomine’s shoulders, his hand hanging against Aomine’s chest, and Aomine looked up from playing idly with his fingers to glare at Kuroko. “Four?” he demanded. “Us and who?”

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Sasuke: *doesn’t like it when someone touches him or get too close*
Sasuke: *is always disgusted or just doesn’t care when some fangirl is getting to clingy*
Naruto: *says one word*
Sasuke: *smashing his face to his face and breaks every personal space because he fucking can and nobody can stop him*  What the fuck what did you just say usuratonkachi come at me when you want trouble I will fucking chidori your ass you stupid baka can’t believe you said that-
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a list of aus for when your otp is really competitive 

  • we’re both ‘team leaders’ at a summer camp for little people and you may be hot but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust
  • we kind of got past the point of ‘taking this game of gay chicken too seriously’ when you took your pants off but I really do not mind at all. 
  • I used to be the best baker in the neighbourhood but then you showed up at Mrs Appleby’s 80th birthday with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm my honour is at stake and I’m going all out for the next event
  • a mutual friend invited us to their laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams and goddammit if I’m going down you’re going down with me
  • you’re going to be at the halloween party and you’ve won best costume for the past three years but this year I am wearing the best costume ever if you defeat me I will eat my - wait you actually look really cute when did you turn hot what the fuck um
  • we’re always making stupid bets like ‘bet you can’t drink this whole bottle of BBQ sauce’ but then you did and now you’re sick and I feel really bad here let me look after you
  • did you actually just blue shell me on our date you fucker

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