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Laura, 34, bi, married to Drew, mom, research junkie, and purveyor of Destiel fic. I live in a trash can. Spoilers and NSFW happen, but are always tagged. I just blog whatever grabs my interest, and sometimes I say stuff so it's pretty random around here.
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dps: THE TANK IS DYING.

me, a veteran healer:

dps: THE TANK IS DYING

me, a veteran tank:

tank: let me die

me, a veteran dps:

healer: the dps are dead and I’m not raising them again

me, a veteran tank:

Healers and Tanks: Dead

Boss: Still alive

Me, a Veteran DPS:

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sarcoptid

Healers: Left

Tank: About to die

Me, an Anxious DPS with vanish still on cd:

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deezmo

Tank: Dead Healers: Dead Me and one other DPS left fighting the boss that has 3% health left:

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Hey...so. I still exist. Just been having a really difficult time in my life the last few months, and haven't been able to feel social enough for networking. Or humaning much at all, tbh. But...I'm coming around. Sloooowly. Of all things, it's been a mobile game that has helped me start feeling better, but I won't bore you all with the details. Just thought I'd pop in a wave a hand, because I know that many of you have been worried about me, and i'm sorry I haven't responded to any of your messages. It's not for lack of love...I just haven't known what to say and tbh, a little overwhelmed that my absence has been something to worry about enough to even warrant messages. I'm going to start coming on here again, but I have a request: please don't ask when I'll be updating anything, bc I don't know that myself. Promise I'll let everyone know when I have some updates ready to go. But anyway, hi hello, hope you've all been doing well.

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You've got this!! You are an amazing writer and you'll get back to your old pace quicker than you think! :) Very excited to see what you have in store!

Aw, thank you so much!! God, I’m nervous. But, let no one say that I’m one to back down from a challenge once I accept it; I’d rather try and fail than sit safe and stagnant to the point that algae starts making a home with me ;) Way too aries to withstand not being proactive, when I’m capable. My fire might die down to embers sometimes, but as I’ve come to learn over time, it’s pretty damn hard to snuff me out. 

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surly-cat
Bless you, beautiful creature
*saving this for later when husband is not around to make uncomfortable with all the gay pornz*

I think I might feel unreasonably satisfied at the idea of sharing porn as a gesture of friendship, and seeing it appreciated :P

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Lol, I love this post. My hubby is so used to my slash stuff, he just rolls his eyes and asks me, okay, which two guys are a couple on THIS show?

Ha! Yeah, mine accepted it too, and low key ships the ships, now. After he was introduced to the concept of Space Husbands, that was it, point of no return. Bless the understanding partners 😌 🙌

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The difference between $0 and $1M seems significantly larger in my head than the difference between $1M and $2M

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Update for my readers...

For those who have read or follow my work, it’s pretty obvious that I haven’t published in eons, and I know I have multiple WIPs up right now. I haven’t given up on them or emotionally abandoned them to never being completed; it’s just been a problem of creative constipation. The words and stories are all there in my head, but the path between brain and hands seems to be getting clogged up somewhere. Which of course, has been made worse by the simple fact of knowing that I can’t get it all out. Anxiety will do that to you...perpetuate itself until it snowballs to the point that you can’t even bring yourself to attempts. 

I’m really freakin’ sick of not being able to do one of the few things I love to do. 

Seriously.

And since I’m harder on myself than anyone else could ever be, I’m pretty aggravated at myself for letting the anxiety stop me from doing what I want. For those who know me, it isn’t news that I am NOT good at submitting in pretty much ANY manner. So, after looking very carefully through the Writing Prompt Wednesday post on AO3 by @unforth-ninawaters, I decided that I’m going to write as short of a one shot as I can manage, for each trope. The point here, is to get my brain back in that mode, and basically jump off my car battery, using the prompts as my jumper cables. If I try to work on my current WIPs, I know that anything I put out will be clunky and out-of-pace because to be honest, I’m rusty and I know it. So here’s the warning: please bear with me as I get my groove back, dear elder readers. I know that MANY of you have been waiting for updates and maybe dying a little bit with the emotional cliffhanger in MDS, but I can’t pick my WIPs back up just yet and undermine all the work I put in, by publishing an update that’s not up to par. Sorry, but I’ve worked too damned hard and put too much into them, to treat them like that. 

Once I feel like I’m back up to snuff, I’ll start updating my WIPs again, and I even have about 500k total of works that haven’t even been published at all yet, that will be popping up once I get my other shit sorted. In case you’re curious, here’s what will coming up for new works: 

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Help Me Pay My Medical Bills?

Hey, guys. Most of you know me as Pesmenos on here, or as Earthseraph on AO3, but I’d like humanize myself and tell you: Hi, I’m Syd. I’m Syd and I have PCOS. 

What is PCOS, you ask? PCOS, or Polycystic Ovary Syndrome, for me is a thing that makes my hormones go out of wack, among other things. I have too much testosterone, I have an enlarged ovary, my periods are long, painful, and heavy, and I’m at risk for cysts on my ovaries. Due to this I must go to the doctor every three months to get a birth control shot that doesn’t have estrogen- because estrogen gives me migraines- so my periods don’t last for months, to prevent a cyst growing on my ovary, and to get constant blood tests. This shot, though, can deteriorate the bone in my arm if I’m not careful, and because of expensive blood tests I won’t be able to get the vitamin D or calcium tests that will let my doctors know if this is happening.

These visits aren’t cheap and my insurance only covers 20% of the cost because I haven’t met a $1,500 out-of-pocket deductible. My mother’s flippant about the situation because it’s not her insurance, my father says that the bills are from my doctor visits so they’re mine to pay, and my step dad won’t let me work so I’m unemployed. This- these commissions- are my only hope to pay these bills before I start getting refused service and every dollar helps.

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Please reblog this post even if you can’t commission me. The more this gets spread around the higher the chance of someone commissioning me. 

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