*uses fireworks as dildo* FREEDOM
boys over 6 foot <333333
ourmichaelthebigreddog
FAVORITE SO FAR
Do American passports have frikkin eagles or something
Actually yes
Oh my god. What is with you guys and eagles.
demonicrabbit-deactivated201807
The only song you should be listening to on the fourth of july
imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle
Reblog if ur excited about turning into a bald eagle tomorrow
July 4th Eve on Tumblr
International tumblr users:
"Brace yourselves"
*boards up windows
American tumblr users: *quietly starts chanting in the distance "USA, USA, USA..."
celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated
Get ready for the fourth of July
When Uncle Sam rides on his sleigh, pulled by nine bald eagles and delivers gifts of firearms and bacon to all the patriotic little boys and girls
Cause baby now we got problems, and I don’t think we can solve them…
happy 2015th birthday to my old racist bitch America!!!!!!
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
“american’s are taking things waaay too far”
u bet
SO WE PUT OUR FLAGS UP THEY’RE PLAYING OUR SONG
THE EAGLES ALL FLY AWAY
BEING SO FREE LIKE YEAH
DUMPING YOUR TEA LIKE YEAH
colonies: we have no rights :(
founding fathers:
UNFOLLOWING ME WONT CHANGE THE FACT THAT MY COUNTRY WON THE REVOLUTION
my favorite bed time story
the british: you can’t start your own NATION
George Washington: