you know he had to do it their way
*uses fireworks as dildo* FREEDOM
Oldest known photo of a tornado, taken about 20 miles SW of Howard, South Dakota, United States. (August 28th, 1884)
God only knows what I’d be without you
Imagine your OTP+ as best friends/coworkers/in another platonic relationship who see each other every day, and banter wittily, and are secretly in love with the other. And every day they see each other, and at some point every day they look at each other, and if they only said something, anything, then it would all work out and be perfect and they would ride off into the sunset together with children/puppies/houseplants. But neither of them says anything, and they just look back down again, because they don’t want to ruin the relationship/there’s someone in between them/one of them is a duck/a reason of your choice. It goes on like this, day after day, and sometimes it hurts, and sometimes it doesn’t, and nothing ever changes. Day after day.
Then Person A dies.
Japan is never short on creepy products and Nami’s Hand is one of them. It is an iPhone 5 and 5s case with a lifelike replica of a feminine right hand attached to the back, allowing the user to “holds hands” while on the phone. Apparently, the hand is based off an actual woman’s hand and includes very realistic, minute details like wrinkles and and the “soft, fleshy feeling.”
"So you must be the guy pretending to be their father.""Somebody ought to."
@avxlanche (via sempiternallly)
olicity au: everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate but when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to being black and white.
Imagine how Ian must feel though…
This is the girl who offered to be his girlfriend to protect him.
The girl who he loved so much.
The girl who he just wanted to protect and keep safe.
The girl who convinced her brother to go find him and bring him home.
The girl who accepted him.
The girl who he hung out with who knows how many times.
The girl who he laughed and joked around with.
The girl who was his best friend.
And now he’s lost her.
Imagine both members of your OTP are exchange students in another country. They constantly talk dirty to each other in class, taking advantage of the fact that nobody else in the class speaks their native language and so they have no idea what the two of them are saying and assume they’re discussing the classwork.