Wanky

Who else would like to hear an original song from Santana titled Wanky? It would be so epic - just think of the possible lyrics! Right?

the first day of physical science in eighth grade we all got to the classroom and sat around for the first five minutes without a teacher and we were all really confused because no one came in but then music started blasting out of nowhere and our teacher popped out of the equipment closet in a tuxedo and jumped across the room on top of our lab desks and shouted “the name’s bond. atom bond.”

THIS FUCKING MADE MY DAY

Taking back what’s ours!