No lies detected.

i know she almost died but this is just so funny I can’t stop laughing

Headcanon: When Kara gets Lena out of jail she basically barrels into her with a hug and it lifts them off the ground so they’re just floating and hugging and neither of them notice/care

#true love | (insp.)

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

He’s our new president

If you tongue pop into a candle lit mirror three times Alyssa Edwards’ face will appear and she’ll know all the shady shit you’ve said

when you open up a fic you think is going to be good but it’s in first person and nothing is capitalized

Pride and Prejudice Go

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

hey

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy