i wish pokeshaming were a more perennial meme

“i ate the entire secret base.” i’m sorry jon. i was just so hungry

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

Pride Flag

Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

100% REALLY I hunted this whale noise-wolf howl combo for twenty minutes while it seemed to come from every direction at once before getting close enough to confirm it had a tune by trespassing into a bog.

I agree this seems like the best guess! Which only raises more follow up questions within me.

Official ominous sign

tendril slump

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or contents,

Hi everyone, I'm finally getting around to a coining post for the placekin symbol!

I made this symbol around a year ago, but I never officially established it as a symbol for placekin. So, here I am doing it now!

Placekin Symbol

Each aspect of the symbol represents something different:

Outer circle with cross: Represents several things, such as the Sun-Cross, Quatered Cross, and the Glyph of Earth. Represents the power of the sun, the unity of elements, and is made of the Cross of Matter and the Circle of Spirit, representing the unity between earth, matter, and spirit.

Location Marker: Represents the identity as a place

Upside Down Triange w/ Horizontal Line: Represents Earth, elementally

Borromean Rings: Strength in Unity

It is up to the individual to decide if they would like to use this symbol to represent their placekin identity or not!

Coined by: Scared_Sage (nabbit-unmasked on Tumblr)

For personal reasons I’ll be kinning as the house of leaves

DUBBLEBABY

Beans.

My partner and I have a running joke with a friend. Every time he goes on holiday we increase the quantity of beans in his flat.

The first time we bought ~30 cans of kidney beans and hid them around the house like some Easter egg hunt thing but with beans.

The Second time we bought ~6kg dried white beans and hid those in various places. Nearly every receptacle that could safely hold beans became the home of beans. My personal favourite was emptying an oat milk carton, very carefully washing and drying it, filling it with beans and then just putting it back among several other cartons.

He went on holiday again a couple of weeks ago. Obviously there is an expectation of bean-based shenanigans. And obviously we have to beat our previous efforts.

Our friend has (had) a mosaic on his wall of the famous Marilyn Monroe Pop-Art by Andy Warhol. He made the mosaic himself. Over the last couple of weeks we have spent hours and hours assembling a frame, drawing up a pattern and gridding out a 70 x 70 frame and gluing an untold amount of beans to it. I have spent over 21 hours gluing beans to a frames.

For the last couple of days I ended up going to bed at 5:00 am because I lost track of time whilst experimenting with which types of glue works best with different beans (I now have *opinions* on this, y’all). The day of our friend’s return we spent the morning and afternoon grouting the piece and wiping it down and wiping it down again and wiping it down again because grout is just like that. In the evening we went to install the mosaic, just a few hours before his return. Here’s a comparison between the original and our clearly superior replication, and the new piece installed in its rightful place.

It took him over a day to notice. So for over a day he was wandering round his house knowing there were beans somewhere, but not knowing where.

Did Will Navidson's new house really contain an impossibly long hallway? What about the second story, longer on the inside than on the outside? Perhaps the whole story was invented by that strange man, Zampanò - but what about all the sources he cited?

Was there really ever a House of Leaves, or did our writers simply build... a house of cards?