Be wary of strange potions you find at garagesales

it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

she hallow on my ween til i ...!!!

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

Scribe for @wizardenby !

Commission for @yuckfactory !

snoopy of the day

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

i think i just had a regular human experience

like it has to be the amulet

Joel Slotte (Finnish, 1987) - Loputon Viitta ja Ulvovat Kynttilät (Endless Cape and Howling Candles) (2023-2024)