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@supernugget42 / supernugget42.tumblr.com

One man's quest to preach the gospel of peace, love, truth, and quality weaponry. DFS.
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Buckle Your Fuckles and Listen, Libshits

When you try to make everything Trump does into some constitutional crisis or the second holocaust, you are being counter productive. If Trump actually does sometging crazy and evil nobody will care because you idiots have been crying wolf forever. When I see Slate saying that Trump took Muslim due process rights away, I know it isn't true. One day however, Trump (or someone like him) may actually fuck with due process, and these lies will make people not believe it. If you cannot be honest with yourself and others, shut the fuck up. You're hurting your own cause and kneecaping any future resistance to actual problems.

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Comprehensive List of Trash

Regressive Leftists

AnCaps who pretend to be Libertarian

AnCaps who don’t pretend to be Libertarian

Populists who pretend to be Libertarian

Populist who don’t pretend to be Libertarian

Cop haters

Actual Racist cops

Black Lives Matter

Hillary Clinton supporters

People who use ketchup on steak

Glock haters

People who won’t shut up about Steven universe

Anyone who uses LGBTQAAIP+ without irony

Donald Trump

Hardcore Trump supporters

Communists

Socialists

Democratic (lol) Socialists

Gun control advocates

People who talk shit on anon

Feel free to add more trash to this can.

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The Absolute Best 2016 Scenario

  1. Rand Paul gets Republican nominee
  2. Hillary Clinton gets Democratic nominee
  3. Hillary gets indicted half way through general election
  4. Dems scramble to get replacement
  5. Rand seizes on Dem corruption and disarray
  6. Seizes the presidency in landslide
  7. Hillary’s shame dooms many House and Senate candidates
  8. Republicans get super majority in both Houses
  9. President Paul clear to nominate at least two freedom loving SCOTUS justices
  10. America enters new age of peace and prosperity
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My Choice Order for President

In order of first choice to last choice of the major remaining candidates,

  1. Rand Paul
  2. Ted Cruz
  3. Marco Rubio (basically tied with Cruz)
  4. John Kasich
  5. Jeb Bush
  6. Carly Fiorina
  7. Ben Carson
  8. Chris Christie
  9. Libertarian Candidate
  10. Vernon Supreme
  11. Crying hysterically in a vat of orange juice
  12. Donald Trump
  13. Bernie Sanders
  14. Martin O’Malley
  15. Hillary Clinton
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Fun Fact About Bernie Sanders’ Spending Plan

If you liquidated all of the wealth held by US Billionaires, you’d have enough money to pay for Sanders’ expanded spending a whopping 1.16 years.

Number of US Billionaires: 492

Average Net Worth: 4.236 Billion Dollars

Total Net Worth: 2.084 Trillion Dollars

Average Cost of Sanders’ New Programs Per Year: 1.8 Trillion Dollars

This is of course not counting the current deficit which is 424 Billion Dollars.

But what if we cut other places? Well dear reader, Senator Sanders isn’t going to cut social programs (He is expanding them), but what about military spending, can we cut some corners there? Sure. Lets cut all of it. All 610 Billion Dollars This will mean we can extend our billionaire money to a massive 1.74 years!

If thats not progressive, I don’t know what is. Remember kids, Tax the rich and plug your fingers firmly in your ears. Don’t let those nasty conservatives fool you, Bernie Sanders will save America, bring back the unicorns, and put those filthy rich people against the wall where they belong!

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