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@supermonkeyball / supermonkeyball.tumblr.com

crafter of words but in an evil way (saav/any)
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Hello everyone! There will be some upcoming changes to how I handle my writing (all positive --- or at least, I think so!). I am still working out the details of exactly what will happen and when, but it will include things such as making my novels freely available online and possible writing-dedicated social accounts. Everything remains very dynamic, but I hope only exciting things are to come!

But for now, if you like my writing and wish to further support my endeavors, buy me a coffee!

#we've all seen my writing schedule. that coffee will go to direct use i assure you.#i have struggled for a really long time in figuring out where writing falls into my life#and i have been trying to copy the blueprints that other people have left#but it's time to leave that behind and figure out what it means to me#yippee for whatever lies ahead!#my post#my writing
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hollow-toy

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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bongjoonheaux
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haootia

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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freezedriedrose

you fool. that's pinball

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thatgenderfluidaroace
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dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

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official-infinitea
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theaudientvoid

Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.

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official-torfmoor

The reason the sun burns vampires is that all the plants worship it.

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thepariahcontinuum

That is the single most insane addition possible and I love it.

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