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Anonymous asked:

It's apparently just a device literally every team has 😭😭 they're just worried rb found a way to adjust it even while in pf but they've got no proof

Max was literally asked ab it and he was like we don’t even talk about it in briefings lol because like we can’t touch it in parc ferme it’s irrelevant to team strategy. Once the body is set that’s it can’t touch it. The case other teams are making is about whether or not rbr is messing wid the dampeners (manipulated from the cockpit to adjust height of the front of the car during races using this device.) which is is 1) impossible to prove 2) will only result in more monitoring from FIA regarding ride height etc which I don’t think these bitches thought thru very well. McLaren has shit u can fucking bend into a pretzel since Miami I’m supposed to start crying throwing up about a component that doesn’t even show up on data and has showed 0 improvement in quali/race pace, quite the opposite ((Singapore)) kys don’t piss me off etc

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Anonymous asked:

Controversial take (maybe) : Russell's dawg moves me more than Norris'...

Imma up u on this because lando has a dawg but it’s like one of those dogs behind a gate that’s barking and growling and u open the gate and he kinda stops barking like oh. Okay. Like he’ll bite u if u not cool wid it don’t get it twisted but like just be chill omg 😒.. George Russell has a dawg that is piloting a booing 737 directly into a world heritage site as we speak

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personally lestappen is my most hated ship bc is completely fabricated like im sorry but charles smiles like that and winks to everyone on the grid lol idk what are yall shipping ig bc they're both attractive enough for you guys?? 🤷 they're not even friends 😭

Omfg that’s fine like if that’s how u feel it’s totally valid 😭💕 I wud just kinda side eye the ‘fabricated’ part because like. Pookie ur literally in the factory right now like you are fabricating as we speak

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Ships are just horribly uncomfortable like you know these are real people right? Like did you guys not learn from the Dan and Phil thing? Or the Markiplier/JSE thing?

Idk who these people are but I am VERY aware of how uncomfortable irl sh1pping can get for the people involved thru mcyt and kpop which is why i think it shud b confined to spaces like tumblr and ao3. Twt is already shark territory and TikTok is hell on earth. Bro the TikTok girlies are not fucking playing wid yall those are gods strongest soldiers. Also some of my fav memes

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Anonymous asked:

my guess is that more people dislike lestappen just bc they get to see more of it? kinda like that previous anon didnt like maxiel while they were at their peak? i think people just find it annoying when there's too much shipping. couldn't be me tho

Yuh maybe that makes sense. Theres popular sh1ps that I truly don’t get. but u can definitely like make them disappear like u can customize ur ao3 ((and tumblr)) ((even twt?)) experience very well it’s one of my fav things about the archive so like. ❓

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i mean, a ship can be very popular in the fandom and still be considered "the worst" by sections of it. it's not like ship value is an objective quality , it's all down to taste. i used to haaate maxiel in its heyday (altho i'm very much buying it now)

Ummmm I agree it has nothing to do wid the ‘objective quality’ of a sh1p because also there’s no such thing it’s literally sh1pping 😭 Ig my og point was more about cognitive dissonance than anything else. Like all sh1ps voted into the top 5 ‘worst sh1ps’ are also the top 5 most read on ao3. So I’m just curious like: who’s reading and writing those f1cs? Where did the demand come from? Max is still the most popular f1 driver on ao3, even wid sharl in the mix since 2019, and yet a lot of people swear up and down they don’t want anything to do wid him. I just find that funny like listen maxiel and lestappie writers are fairly active but they’re not that active fndksksk

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Anonymous asked:

out of curiosity how do you think he should have moved in the sport? i dont think he could have done things differently

I don’t really agree I think his move to mclaren was kind of ridiculous especially after taking a gamble away from Red Bull like he did 😐😐 no matter how u wanna spin it wid Andreas or whatvr ‘potential’ ((please)) mclaren had and Renault didn’t, the renault car was a machine he knew how to drive and score podiums wid and he was becoming more of a central figure in that space than mister Esteban which is nothing to scoff at considering the type of driver Esteban is and the ambition he has. Like Danny ric left rbr for a reason right that was the whole thing he wanted to be numba one. Dont give me engine bs it’s literally the same engine. ‘Oh but Honda was a risk’ and Renault wasn’t?? That might have been a factor but it wasn’t why. It’s ridiculous to then chase a team wid Norris in it if u already hauled ass away from Verstappen in the first place. It makes no sense I’m sorry either he underestimated Norris or overestimated himself and his own skill to adapt to a different type of car. I just don’t understand what he was going after other than the bag and if thats the main motivation then good for her but what a fucking waste. And NOW he’s back in red and blue doing mascot work letting Horner treat him like some of type of charity project. trying to steal a seat from kids half his age so he can have his ‘fairytale ending’ wid the same fucking team he ran away from 6 years ago like ?????? This whole thing seems very strange and unnecessary to me

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i agree with u about the merit thing really rubbing me the wrong way like just one example (of literal thousands I’m sure lol) if it was on merit sophie would have received more opportunities being awarded to those based on merit (and even a little bit of nepotism! she’s from a big racing family!) because she was so successful in karting and even beat the men that made it into the higher series. idk there’s just so many things about society that need to change before women have equality in motorsport (like first of all rich families not pushing their daughters into horses lol) that these general statements of merit in order to get women into f1 is so silly. AND I also agree with you about this generalization that all drivers want to be in f1 therefore all women should want to be in f1 like women have found success in other series (danica patrick! the Iron maidiens!) like I feel f1 believes it’s the center of the universe and everyone wants to be them which is sometimes true but not always.

Sophie is such a good example bro of how this patriarchy bullshit extends over money like she had all this immense potential she was beating the 'boys' or whatvr u gotta do to be taken seriously and then she met jos and she got swallowed up by the patriarchal model like literally gave up her own career, first for jos and then for max and people were like yuh this makes sense this is what's expected from her😐😐😐 Like why couldnt fucking Jos give up HIS shit so she could race. Maybe we get no Max sure but we get her. Like sophie cud have made some serious moves in racing she had the talent and she was strong. But like u said many things need to change first and imo the way to go isnt we inject a bunch of money into something like the w series or the f1 academy and give the winner a shot at being up wid 'the f1 boys' like what type of nonsense. No one wants to invest into something like that and what happens when this driver who by all accounts is the 'most capable' of her ((made up)) level suddenly finds herself fighting drivers she has never dealt wid her over a whole season. What wud that mean for all the lil girls watching when she inevitably cant keep up, not because shes a woman but because she has no experience or funding or backing and she’s set up to underperform like Jamie Chadwick. Like it wud be a step back. Something like the w series will always be a step back and ig thats harsh but its my opinion

All the drivers u mentioned even tho danica is like the devil also lilou like shes not that much older than me and shes doing great!! The iron dames are so cool too I loved to watch them during le mans Im definitely following endurance more because of them

Also yuh like theres this ridiculous inferiority complex especially within single seater racing and the 'pinnacle of motorsport' label is ridiculous and unserious. But like tbh some of these series dont help constantly trying to gas themselves up. Like the 'omfg this sm better than f1!!' all the time from like indy fans and drivers is kinda cringe and desperate to me like. Let the product speak for itself bro relax. tbh f1 isnt even about actual racing half the time which is why u got somebody like max verstappen who worked his whole life to get to f1 and win the wdc is now like 41 wins into it like umm I wanna do something else lmfao

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Anonymous asked:

just wanted to tell that you're so right about your last post, it was a discomfort i've always felt since i've joined f1blr and i could never put in words myself! the m*xiel corners of the fandom feel so impossibly hostile to navigate as a black trans person recovering from trauma sometimes. i'm not saying that its all m**iel fanfic, but a relevante chunk of them are just. 'how can daniel fix the perverse brain of max verstappen' in ways that really feels like an aggression lol (really sorry for the bad english)

No worries. 🖤 here for u. Idk why it took me so long to finally lose it

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look. i'm just going to say it. both the drivers i support REGULARLY get cancelled for just like breathing because f1 fans have some kind of agenda against them because they beat their favs in whatever capacity. meanwhile, i have seen pierre gasly refer to cultural representatives as "grid girls" and it was "hehe NO my funny and quirky baby girl, YOU are the grid girl xoxo." i have seen pierre gasly make racist jokes and instead of calling it out, people are laughing? this man is ALWAYS problematic and never gets called out for it because "hehe baby's so funny." he's not a fucking baby, he's a 27 year old manchild (derogatory) who's never going to grow up, take accountability, or learn anything about respecting people as long as his fans are coddling him instead of calling him out on his bullshit.

I understand ur annoyance and I definitely agree with u on how frustrating some of the discourse can get. but like to me it got a lot easier to just ignore everybody's hypocrisy once I stopped taking it seriously. Like people dont actually care about racism, about sexism, about anything, especially if its related to drivers' behaviors. They only care about having a clique and making m00ts and sometimes hating on certain people is the only way they get engagement. Its all very superficial lmfao. f1blr is totally detached from reality bro its like every other fandom, u just notice it more here because for some reason some of these bitches are incredibly unhinged 😭. Pierre isnt the only driver who 'gets away' with shit like that yk. I c your point and some pierre fans do need to be put in front of a judge, but like, dont focus on that side of f1blr too much, it'll drive u nuts for no reason and its not likely to change. Focus on ur own enjoyment of ur favs and just let Esteban cook

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i am re reading ur old posts and the one where you talk about how sky dislikes max not because he beats lewis but because he put an end to """british dominance"" in the sport and how max is the opposite of the person they would have liked to be the replacement bc he isn't from a nice little family and won't bow down to them etc. i think also part of that is max's family IS allowed to talk back to everyone and give their opinions because of their past qualifications which means they can disagree loudly and publicly which feeds the cycle. jos very much chartered max's own path for him, which had the benefit or disadvantage (depending on how u see it) on max not having to rely on the media for anything and not playing along with them on anything.

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Lew hyping up a violent domestic abuser on his ig feed ((prolly being friends with him too, the same way he’s been friends with other scary, violent men, diplo, etc)) should move u the same exact way max dating somebody whose dad says slurs and supports fascist politicians does. Which is to say, it shouldn’t move u at all. Ik f1lbr is queen of pick and choose and y’all don’t bother hiding which stories determinate Max or Lew’s character and which are just a reflection of the Ill adviced crews they surround themselves with. Either way, it’s all fake bro. Y’all don’t know these mfs. Here’s what u DO know, at least if u claim to be a fan: u know Lewis is good because that’s what he strives to be. He does good, in many ways, all the time. I trust that. I also know Max is good because he’s kind, sweet, and whenever he isn’t putting his foot in his mouth, he knows what to say. He knows he needed to condemn his gfs fathers words, so he did. Even tho, imo, that shit had nothing to do with him. Like Brad Pitts history of abuse has nothing to with Lewis. Lewis wanted to hype up a friend, and Max wanted to address the situation with his gfs dad. None of that matters tho. Ik who I root for and ik who i support and ik who my drivers are. Release yourself from the weight of these fake ass terms and conditions that 1) u don’t even know how or who to apply it to 2) will dampen ur total enjoyment of the sport until all thats left is bitter resentment that nobody understands or cares about 3) just be a fan. Be a fan. The privilege u assume i have to able to say these things is the exact privilege I lack. Im a queer black woman. My existence is political. Yet what moves me in F1 is the driving. And if u think that’s just my privilege talking, well I once again invite u to consider that I have none. Im bottom of the pyramid in terms of who F1 exists for. It’s just my own personal relationship with the sport that I knew how to build. And that a lot of u didn’t. Kisses

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Anonymous asked:

Can we get your hot take about the Pierre + Esteban discourse that will inevitably bulldoze its way into our homes (tumblr dash)… personally I think it’s going to be very boring after two weeks because they’re not camp. Hopefully one of them flops completely so we can get a few laughs out of it 😐

Yuki CARRIED yukierre like Waffle House staff levels of going beyond the job Im fully expecting Esteban to snatch Pierre’s wig off and use it for fuel combustion 2 hours into testing in Sakhir

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Anonymous asked:

What do you look for in fics since you said you’re weird about them? Also I read that social media one and it was insanely good omg, thank you for the rec! (Also are the Instagram posts supposed to be photoless or are they just not working for me?)

Ig posts had pics for me are u reading on ur laptop maybe it doesn’t work with certain browsers.❓About ur first question,

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Anonymous asked:

that’s why when people love to talk about how much lewis praises their blorbos whereas i’m like damn that’s the kiss of death!!!! him talking about how great charles is what an amazing diver etc. that’s just telling us if there’s ever a merc ferrari fight lewis would unhinge his jaw and eat charles WHOLE

No hello that’s so true even sewis fits that mold because Lewis only started giving Seb his time of day once Seb fell off and shifted his interest to social causes. Imo as a Seb fan 2, sewis is just weird revisionism that makes me sad lmfao. Also that old man is so unserious it makes me wheeze like

‘CARLOS TOO. EVEN ZHOU. ummmwho else isn’tOH MICK!!!!’ &:@(‘dmddhdj!!!!! you are 37 years old!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous asked:

what ted said wasn’t a “narrative” though it was the truth? the fia even admitted they made a mistake with abu dhabi so how is he constructing a “narrative”?

Pause. If ur gonna come here on anon because ur punk friend blocked me and kept me from adding to their post u best not act all disingenuous now 🙄 FIA said there was a ‘human error’ by Masi which led to the late safety car. They never discredited Max’s win or said that Lewis was ‘robbed’ from a title. That’s what Ted said, and that’s obvi his personal opinion on the matter, and one that is shared by most of his audience, but isn’t grounded on any official reports. Teds job is making up narratives and selling them to a public. There’s limits to that. If he wants to say how he really feels then he can go right ahead, but he’ll have to deal with those consequences lmfao. It’s that simple

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