Galaxy Far Far Away: You can't be a Jedi.

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@superiorsniper Give a BOOP to Batcher in my name...¿Por favor?🥺

Oye Batchita, ven aquí...

@superiorsniper

Respect the ancient and noble art of hating.

Came out of the tube hatin'

Will still be hatin when something finally manages to kill him

That's right.

*uh ehm* Complete an after action for sure. It's always important to figure out what can be done better. I like to note the date, time, and location on my report and add some bullet points of major events from the battle. There's nothing wrong with getting a little sleep before writing, though. As long as the major aspects are there, no one is going to care about unimportant details. Right @itscaptain-sir?

My reports... well they might not have been perfect, my memory is pretty good so they were written some time after the actual battle. I had logs to keep track -- but rarely did the General read them, nor did we get much time to write detailed reports before the next battle. Dates and times might not have been exact, but all the key points were recorded.

How did yours turn out @tbbs-best-hair?

You guys wrote reports?

From experience I’d say @tbbs-best-hair likes ladies who know how to boss him around 😉

Stay out of this, bounty hunter.

I WOULD ASK YOUR FIFTH MEMBER ABOUT HIS INTERACTION WITH JEDI MASTER SHAAK-TI, SINCE YOU HAVE... CONFUSING THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS ON THE MATTER.

I’m not confused—or feeling, or— @kark-trooper-echo please confirm to Lord Vader that of all Shaak Ti’s many admirable attributes, confusing was not one of them.

Are you kidding? She confused the hell out of us.

sips afternoon spotchka this is more entertaining than watching a game of Ratts Race

To those who have expressed concerns about my caf consumption:

Caf comes from a plant. Technically this is a cup of salad.

Well, interesting to see you around here, Commander.

Need some dressing with that salad?

I'm a simple man. No frills. I take my caf black like my soul.

I can respect that ☕️

I could always go for some salad.

This one is mine. Get your own.

Tech told me there's a thing called "gum" and I've made it my new personal mission to find some and try it

I suggest, if you feel the need to annoy your team, you learn to pop it. It’s fun to do, and the noise will drive some people crazy.

Yes I always feel the need to annoy my team

Yeah. We've noticed.

₊‧.°.⋆🫧•˚₊‧⋆.

I am beginning to regret sharing this information.

There's a first.

favorite niche dynamic is selfless person taking care of a wounded creature and then the creature becomes way too obsessed. their gratitude turning into a form of all consuming yearning.

accidentally adopted a guard dog 😭😭😭

Here’s how I imagine the Bad Batch and their level of spice tolerance (ranked)

1. Wrecker- Spice king. Will purposefully make his food spicy to add flavor or order a spicy dish. Real champ.

2. Omega- Close second. Likes dishes that are specifically made to be spicy, ie Gregor’s specialty (with a few of Fireball’s spicy modifications) and chili.

3. Crosshair- Likes spicy food and will eat it if he so pleases. Unfortunately….. as per usual… his stomach is not a fan and he gets a TERRIBLE tummy ache

4. Echo- He always gets nervous about trying foods described as spicy (this may or may not have stemmed from an accident involving “Silly me! I must’ve read the amount wrong.” Yes that was Fives.) He’ll cautiously try it and 60% of the time he’s said it wasn’t that bad

5. Tech - Prefers his food not to be spicy because he thinks the burning sensation on his tongue takes away from the main flavor of the dish. Isn’t afraid to express this preference either

6. Hunter - Due to his enhanced taste and smell, it always burns his tastebuds and nostrils pretty bad. He tries to take it like a champ but his eyes will water. Omega has asked him many times if he was crying (he may have been). I have a feeling he wants to like it but physically cannot have it

If you disagree with or want to add on to any of these let me know what you think!! This is just a silly thing I think about sometimes

I'm Hunter. I have tried so many times to build my tolerance to spicy food and I just can't.

So now I think I come close to pulling a Tech when it comes to explaining my preference: "I want my food to have more taste than just 'FIRE.'" 😂

May I present these photos I have taken of my cat Hunter, trying so hard to eat the spicy

Crosshair, what do your elf eyes see?

🙄 "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard..."

Soon.

I have begun to compile a list of Crosshair's favorite tooka-related accounts on the holonet:

I will continue to monitor and update.

Hostage, maybe? You could need the credits

Good plan.

CAREFUL THERE.

SOME OF THE GREATEST MASTERMINDS OF HISTORY, WERE OFTEN CAUGHT BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT PAYING THEIR TAXES.

This is true, and citizens should indeed pay taxes to the governments whose programs benefit them. However, clones are property, if I am not mistaken, and this sort of tax is typically paid by the owner of said property. Therefore, the dues would be owed by the Republic, which is now the Empire, so I believe you should be collecting your fees elsewhere.

AH, VERY CLEVER. VERY OBSERVANT. YOU SEEM TO HAVE CAUGHT ME IN A LOOP.

BUT I FEAR THAT YOU HAVE MISSED SOMETHING.

GIVEN THE UNIQUE CIRCUMSTANCE THAT CLONES ARE CONSIDERED "PROPERTY"... WELL, THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THE LOCAL GOVERNMENTS OWE YOU YOUR OWN PROPERTY TAX.

IN ADDITION, YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO BE ASKED TO PAY TAXES. THE SENATE HAD DECLARED INTERGALACTIC WAR, THAT MEANS EVERYWHERE THE GAR WENT WAS A COMBAT ZONE. COMBAT ZONES ARE AUTOMATIC TAX EXEMPTION.

( SUCH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE MILLENNIA OLD MILITARY INFRASTRUCTURE IS REVIVED WITHOUT REVIEW OR ADAPTATION. )

THE GOVERNMENTS... SHOULD BE PAYING YOU.

tell me why I imagined it spinning + sounding like a weather vane on impact-

You're not wrong.

@kark-trooper-echo I imagine it’s not-so-secretly @superiorsniper ‘s favorite pass time hobby