lamb of tartary and rebirth

don't mind if I do

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Tanya and The Gays™ — The White Lotus (S2)

one of my least favorite game naming schemes:

DON'T NAME YOUR THIRD FUCKING GAME IN A SERIES "GAME 2" YOU FUCKERS. THAT'S NOT WHAT 2 MEANS

I mean, it's better than:

but just about everything is better than that.

Special shout out to the nonsense that is:

In this post, for those uninformed:

Still a big fan of the Dark Forces naming scheme

Which of course you can’t confuse with the Jedi series!

Don't forget that Star Wars: Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight got an expansion pack, Star Wars: Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith.

tvtropes calls that Colon Cancer (warning: tvtropes link).

WHAT IS THIS EVEN

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

It just keeps going. Hey op, would like a shovel to dig that grave a little bit faster?

*yelling out from 12 foot hole* NO THANK YOU

I'm personally offended that you didn't mention Hestia, given how many times I've mentioned her on this post alone, as well as the obvious fact that Hestia is Bestia™

I’m absolutely DYING at the mix up between Zeus and Odin. Can you imagine those two switching places?

MAN FUCJING WHATEVER. LIGHTNING BOYS

Odin isn’t even associated with lightning

Bashing my head through the wall . Thursday!

oh thank goodness

BRING HIM BACK

from the deep #25001: dumpster diving cv by cristina del sol

You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

I hate to ask, but does "taken care of and loved" automatically mean my temporary owner has done actual research into proper husbandry? Bc so many of these small mammal options are either A+++ best week ever or a literal nightmare depending 100% on the husbandry

I would imagine “well taken care of” involves the human being knowledgeable about the husbandry.

Anyways I’m going to have a decent week as a Guinea pig!

It's finished!

Honestly, I still have no idea how to name it...