A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
round of applause for small naturals
My SLUTTY GYARU ROOMMATE got a TUMMY ACHE from eating too much PASTA so she is TAKING A NAP
marvel ↪ #7 favorite villain | requested by hoechofahale [insp]
This is the most legendary gifset on tumblr
round of applause for small naturals
New Quest!
- Investigate Penis Island (0/1)
Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich
girl you've been running through my mind all day
not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.
straight up broccoli
okay but op's right. that tree Does in fact look like Straight Up Broccoli
dreamt clownification was the new big "ironic" kink and no matter what social media you checked it'd all be full of photos of smug clowngirls with superimposed phrases like "throwing pies is all you're good at" "it's not your fault you're so goofy" "everyone can tell you honk it 24/7" "youre gonna be a clooner forever" "normal people don't fit themselves into comically small cars like you"