pump up the jam

BW Megatron is so canonically tiny 🥺 so I made him into a cassette 🥰

This AU is also vaguely Gnashteeth/Megatron. Their 'I know everything about you' vs 'I don't even know who you are' dynamic is just really funny to me.

Cause like, BW Megs is all: "I'll be better than you'll ever be! I will achieve what you have failed to do! I am Megatron! As prophesied!" And G1 Megs is all: "Who is this???"

(Me at it again with a rare-pair crackship taken seriously. 😭 Ok maybe it's not too unfounded since BW Megs tried to sparkmerge with G1 Megs in canon... )

From Stardust to Stardust

Smilodon

Was thinking of that Homotherium latidens cub they found recently...;-;

Prints:

Forget it Jake, it's Pastatown. 🍝

i love wario i wish he could be in talk shows & live action media like a muppet

happy electric feel friday

happy electric feel friday

I have an idea for a portable stepstool that you wear like a backpack for when you go to old bookstores.

I think I would clean up.

saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life

and let's be honest. if something bad was happening, good sex ed would help them recognize that. trying to shelter children from even knowing what sex is doesn't help or even work, it actually enables abuse. teach them about consent

Truly incredible things are happening on white dog instagram

lavenus, the bladed craftsman

(alright fine, i yield to the anthro monhun crowd here's my offering)

Isolated Building Series

David Schalliol

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram