i am half agony, half hope

He’s thinking about bees again.

Zayn Malik is a 1080p person living in a 144p world

HERE IT IS

RE: big girls in costumes

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

lucy liu for 12th doctor

#i love that clara isn’t blinded by her faith in the doctor #like so many other companions were #through rough winds and bad weather she finally admits she trusts the doctor #but she has a realistic view of him: #she knows he’s dangerous #and she knows he makes everything up as he goes along #so yes- she’ll trust him #but to a point (via wholet)

wow fox news isn’t even about foxes

cnn is

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Being a slayer? There’s a burden we can’t share.

Jon Snow is prettier than your daughters.

“I can make your bed, Rock.” - Dwayne Johnson’s housekeeper