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if y'all know of any churches/organizations/people who might be feeling charitable this christmas season, please please please share this link to help save my babies lives from a devastating situation. full story is also on the donation page.

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Okay, I deserve the urine soaked ball pit remark. However, when have I ever given a speech about dictators? At most I have uttered a few sentences. Once more, is it not natural that I should be fascinated with dictators? I've seen men who are obsessed with guns, I've seen men who are obsessed with fighter planes, but I'm interested in people; people who are good at what they do, namely politics. To be a dictator is to achieve success in politics. I'm not interested in some guy such as Brezhnev who headed an oligarchy and didn't monopolize power. I am interested in people who are very good at what they do.

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Gross, I just saw someone sexualizing my patron saint, I suspect because he is frequently depicted in an androgynous fashion. Gowever, this pales in comparison to the fact that the individual in question was a Gnostic. This site has horrific reading comprehension.

I'm talking about John the Evangelist. You know, because he wrote the Gospel that emphasizes heavily the fact that Christ had a Corporal nature? so how do you get gnosticism from that? Well, he was the principal author of that gospel. I'm of the belief someone else like went through and edited it because I don't think he would say of himself that he was a disciple that Jesus loved the most

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The worst part about nausea for me is the fact I never actually get around to throwing up because I have a stomach of steel

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I was already feeling nauseous because of the tobacco/nicotine so why did I have a coffee on top of that?

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Gross, I just saw someone sexualizing my patron saint, I suspect because he is frequently depicted in an androgynous fashion. Gowever, this pales in comparison to the fact that the individual in question was a Gnostic. This site has horrific reading comprehension.

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i know adhd jokes are very silly funny but to be serious can we address how horrifying its impact is

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I made an addition to a popular post via reblog but it doesn't seem as though I get notifications when people reblog that post with my addition, which is probably just the way it works

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Maybe if I consider this sleep deprivation like a form of self harm I'll stop doing it because then it'll be a sin

In 7th grade, the year of my youth in which I was fanatically but misguidedly religious, I didn't eat sugar almost all of Lent

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Maybe if I consider this sleep deprivation like a form of self harm I'll stop doing it because then it'll be a sin

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If I recall correctly, the networking techniques used by that one Slytherin house member who wasn't evil are very similar to the ones taught to me by my mother.

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The public art museum in my city costs $23 to get into, more for special exhibits. I have never–not even once–heard them accused of hoarding wealth, or sitting on riches, or anything of that sort.

Most churches will let you look at their art for free

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The public art museum in my city costs $23 to get into, more for special exhibits. I have never–not even once–heard them accused of hoarding wealth, or sitting on riches, or anything of that sort.

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I chewed a quarter of a cigar and I'm feeling slightly nauseous.

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If anyone tries to pull that “Jesus was born sometime in Spring, not December” stuff with you

Remind them that St. Elizabeth conceived St. John the Baptist on Yom Kippur, which is set sometime in late September, early October. When Mary went to visit Elizabeth after first conceiving Jesus, Elizabeth was 6 months pregnant. Doing the math, Elizabeth’s 6 month mark and thus Jesus’ conception mark is in late March, which is 9 months from December. His conception was what was in Spring, Christians have always held  conception as the beginning of life and thus Jesus’ conception is noted as the beginning of His life on earth (which is where I assume the confusion comes from), but His birth was still in December.

The Jews believed the beginning of the world was on Nissan 14th on the Jewish calendar. As Jesus was the beginning of the new world, early Christians therefore believed his conception (and thus the feast of the Annunciation) to be on Nissan 14th, which roughly translates to March 25th.

I.e., exactly 9 months before Christmas Day.

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