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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
Horror movie fans are so funny because you'll bring up the biggest actor who's in 10,000 iconic roles, and they'll go, "Oh, the guy from Blood Burger 4: Keep Flipping." and that's the only thing on their filmography that they've seen.
i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin
This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today
a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug
i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected
This tree at the west launch of the lake usually turns a brilliant color in October so I thought I’d post a before picture.
Report on that tree at the west launch—progress!
Saw it again today!
And one from today!
Last day of October and the green is just about gone.
your fanfiction is valid
Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think
This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app
This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app
notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs
Dogs literally like "FUCK YOU FENCE! YOU WANNA HURT MY LITTLE BUDDY? WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!"
Seeing how attentive this dog is to his goat herd is amazing
Livestock guardian dogs are great and the funniest thing happened when I moved here to Angeles Crest Creamery with my sheep. The resident goats had never seen sheep before and found them *terrifying*. To the crew of three Great Pyrnees the sheep were self evidently just more livestock to be protected though.
So then lambing happened and the lambs got to an exploratory age and periodically one would see Gloria's big white goat Apple and mistake her for my big white goat Gwyn and think "oh there's my flock" and go bouncing over to the Original Goats. The OGs would be HORRIFIED that this monster was coming RIGHT AT THEM and start moving away.
The lamb would follow.
The goats would think "oh shit it's chasing us" and start running.
The lamb would think "oh shit everyone is running I better catch up".
They would do laps around the barn like this, one 20lb Soay lamb pursuing a flock of 16 150lb Nubian goats.
The dogs would hear the ruckus and come running, thinking that a predator was after the goats, and stop and stare and and you could see them desperately trying to figure out what they needed to protect the flock from because there was no perceivable danger.
Then the Lamb's mother would yell for it and it would stop and peel off to go home and the goats would stop and look embarrassed and everything would calm down until the next time a lamb didn't pay attention.
My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
mutuals dont worry im going to eroticize horror and gore with you and keep you alive forever
English added by me :)
