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Me: Oooo, rocks on my dash? Yes please
Me a second later:
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homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter
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radioactivepussy
it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro
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The tiniest
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God I love idiot Wilmons. In canon they recognize their feelings very quickly, but it's so fun when it takes them literal years to realize they are in love because they are giant dummies. I'm imagining a tournament where we crown the dumbest ones.
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#Welcome Back Couch Theory
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840 frames of eddie diaz
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If your specific mischaracterization isn't here feel free to add in the notes.
I've experienced several of these in real life, too, and it is annoying either way.
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Eddie Diaz: I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
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- The author's poorly disguised fetish
- The author's proudly displayed fetish
- The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
- The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
- The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
- The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
- The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
- The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
- The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
- The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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wait a minute. i thought about it for like 5 seconds, if a 13 year old was reading homestuck in 2013 (which is not "well past" the comic's peak) they would be 24 today, which is still under 25. the math is not checking out
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Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.
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the point of pink camo is that it looks cute
no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.
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#yes you are